Song Parodies -> "Stupid Human Trick"

Original Song Title:

"Sister Golden Hair"

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Original Performer:

"Stupid Human Trick"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

( instrumental )

Well I went to tape it Sunday
At The Late Show's grand request
Then I tuned the show in Monday
And I watched my elfin jest

Oh that red-haired Alan Kalter
What a fool was he that time

When Dave Letterman let me commit my crime

Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout this
Stupid Human Trick surprise
Drop my pants and take a proud piss
Then stick needles in my eyes

Ball-peen hammer cars with blond dents
An' eat some poo-poo lard with limes

Then my fuzz went clean through quaint Venetian blinds

Will you see me take a piddle?
Will you see me on the air?

Will you love me
As I twiddle
Window blinds with pubic hair?

Well I didn't fake it
I don't mind sayin'
I hope you tape it

( instrumental )

Well I keep on thinkin' 'bout that
Stupid Human Trick surprise
See me bust nads with base-ball bats
Then chew high-voltage live wires

Fry glean-ings from boar colonics
An' eat them with some raw chewed flies

Then swing ferrets 'round as they bite Johnson's eye

See me pee-pee on Paul Shaffer
See me barf on Kalter's chair

See me spray-paint Letterman
With
Varnish made from Oprah's hair

Well I didn't fake it
My medication
I didn't take it

Top, Toppa Ten List
A Top, Toppa Ten List
A Top, Toppa Ten List, A Top-Top

Bite, bite me David
Jus' bite, bite me David
Jus' bite, bite me David, jus' bite-bite

Top, Toppa Ten List
A Top, Toppa Ten List
A Top, Toppa Ten List, A Top-Top

Bite, bite me David
Jus' bite, bite me David
You look, so much David, jus' like Ted Koppel...

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Jan Unwin - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Don't you hate it when that happens?

Royce Miller - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

yeah, Johnny

Rick D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I wanted to do a "concept" parody of the whole "stupid human trick " thing. Have someone come on a fake Letterman show and park a car taking up two spaces, smoke a cigarette and throw the butt on the ground, eat a twinkie, ride a motorcycle fast with no helmet, vote for Bush, etc.etc...the list goes on.

alvin rhodes - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

nice job, johnny...5s

Adagio - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Good job.....uh, unusual. 5's

Tim Hall - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

You know him, you love him, Johnny D

Johnny D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Jan, Royce, Rick D, Alvin, Adagio, and Tim, thank you all very much!

Meriadoc - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

I take it that you are talking about some show I've never watched... and I am sooo glad! Good job Johnny.

Jack Wilson - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny, I loved it! 555!

Ravyn Rant - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

It's so hard to laugh and say "ew!" at the same time...

Johnny D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Merry, Jack, and Ravyn!

Mari D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

That would be a surprise, all right. Yuck... not the parody (which was great) but the tricks!

Johnny D - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Mari D!

Paul Robinson - April 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Johnny D - well this one was outrageous enough. Haven't much Letterman in many a moon. Any of this stuff really happen there? 5's for the parody. well done.

Johnny D - April 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Paul.

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