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Song Parodies -> "X-Ray SPAM, You'll See"

Original Song Title:

"The Star Spangled Banner"

Original Performer:

Francis Scott Key

Parody Song Title:

"X-Ray SPAM, You'll See"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

X- -ray SPAM, you'll see,
by photons' eerie light --

Guts so proudly detailed,
at the sight, my cat's screaming!


Goose, odd tripe, and ripe lard!
Shrewd and perilous blight!

Gore of ham partly washed!
Weirdo valiant sheep-reaming!


And eye-sockets' dead glare --
their balls wursting in there!

Shaved hooves to add spice,
and a haggis-grilled hare!


Irradiate all SPAM with
GAMMA-death-wave,

Or your SPAM won't be free,

of the gnomes,

of the ---

GRAVE!

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Matthias - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I would still rather have canned SPAM, than Internet Spam
Kristof Robertson - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Great syllable matching, JD...and really funny to boot! I haven't eaten canned "meat" in about 15 years, and now I remember why...555
Red Ant - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Right now Spam is probably safer than pet food, though that isn't saying much. Great matches throughout. Digustingly funny stuff, JD. 5s.
alvin - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
scarily surreal stuff
AFW - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
An anthem to Spamthem, funny enough...
Ann Hammond - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - April 27, 2007 - Report this comment
Funny stuff! I hear it's even more unnerving under MRI...
Meriadoc - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Of course I was thinking email Spam, so for the first line I was going "huh"? Great substitutions!
Meatlover - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
What the hell is this? Some PETA hippy song?
PMS - April 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I agree with Kristof and Red Ant
Johnny D - April 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Matthias, Kristof, Red Ant, alvin, AFW, Ann, TJC, Meriadoc, Meatlover, and PMS.
Arwen - May 10, 2007 - Report this comment
ABC...Spam always makes me think of my Grampa, because he used to make us Spam sandwiches when we were little. Thanks for adding a little bit of nausea to my dearest childhood memories, JD...; )
Leigh O'Sheagh - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
This is why I stick to farm-raised bovine sow. Fives.
Max Power - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Spam this
Mikey Squirrel - May 15, 2007 - Report this comment
(ABC) Very clever and detailed look at the insides of spam. Never really ate it before, now I know I never will. Good work, Johnny.

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