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Song Parodies -> "X-Ray SPAM, You'll See"
Original Song Title:
"The Star Spangled Banner"
Original Performer:
Francis Scott Key
Parody Song Title:
"X-Ray SPAM, You'll See"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
X- -ray SPAM, you'll see,
by photons' eerie light --
Guts so proudly detailed,
at the sight, my cat's screaming!
Goose, odd tripe, and ripe lard!
Shrewd and perilous blight!
Gore of ham partly washed!
Weirdo valiant sheep-reaming!
And eye-sockets' dead glare --
their balls wursting in there!
Shaved hooves to add spice,
and a haggis-grilled hare!
Irradiate all SPAM with
GAMMA-death-wave,
Or your SPAM won't be free,
of the gnomes,
of the ---
GRAVE!
by photons' eerie light --
Guts so proudly detailed,
at the sight, my cat's screaming!
Goose, odd tripe, and ripe lard!
Shrewd and perilous blight!
Gore of ham partly washed!
Weirdo valiant sheep-reaming!
And eye-sockets' dead glare --
their balls wursting in there!
Shaved hooves to add spice,
and a haggis-grilled hare!
Irradiate all SPAM with
GAMMA-death-wave,
Or your SPAM won't be free,
of the gnomes,
of the ---
GRAVE!
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I would still rather have canned SPAM, than Internet Spam
Great syllable matching, JD...and really funny to boot! I haven't eaten canned "meat" in about 15 years, and now I remember why...555
Right now Spam is probably safer than pet food, though that isn't saying much. Great matches throughout. Digustingly funny stuff, JD. 5s.
scarily surreal stuff
An anthem to Spamthem, funny enough...
he he
Funny stuff! I hear it's even more unnerving under MRI...
Of course I was thinking email Spam, so for the first line I was going "huh"? Great substitutions!
What the hell is this? Some PETA hippy song?
I agree with Kristof and Red Ant
Thanks, Matthias, Kristof, Red Ant, alvin, AFW, Ann, TJC, Meriadoc, Meatlover, and PMS.
ABC...Spam always makes me think of my Grampa, because he used to make us Spam sandwiches when we were little. Thanks for adding a little bit of nausea to my dearest childhood memories, JD...; )
This is why I stick to farm-raised bovine sow. Fives.
Spam this
(ABC) Very clever and detailed look at the insides of spam. Never really ate it before, now I know I never will. Good work, Johnny.
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