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Song Parodies -> "Wear Your N95"

Original Song Title:

"River Deep, Mountain High"

Original Performer:

Ike and Tina Turner

Parody Song Title:

"Wear Your N95"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

As a kid on Halloween
I had a rad mask
Only mask I'd ever owned

Now I love you just the way
I loved that rad mask
But only now my love has grown

And it goes on me
Most every day
And when I'm shopping
It's in play
So my nose an' mouth
Cannot spray

Fight the virus, stay alive
Wear your N95
When it's on me I can thrive
Makes my glasses hazy
Hazy, hazy, hazy ...

When you were a young kid
Did you get the measles?
Or chicken pox or mumps or flu?

Well, you better wear a faceshield from the sneezles
Sprayin' CO-VID drops at you

'Cause it grows stronger
Than a stuffy nose
And it gets meaner, baby,
And Heaven knows
And it gets meaner, baby
As it grows

Fight the virus, stay alive
Wear your N95
When it's on me I can thrive
Makes my glasses hazy
Hazy, hazy, hazy ...

I love you, faceshield, like a humpback loves his krill
And I love you, faceshield, like a T-Cell loves to kill
And I love you, faceshield, like an orange loves to lie
And I love you, faceshield, RIVER DEEP, MOUNTAIN HIGH!

Laughing at Cult 45
Through my N95
Brainwashed to think they'll survive
Drinkin' bleach like crazy

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Total Votes: 24

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BB - April 27, 2020 - Report this comment
Great job!
Rick Duncan - July 07, 2020 - Report this comment
Glad you are still out there, John. I'm in Oregon now, if you ever come this way. I hooked up with Phil Alexander in London.

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