NPR could save cash
If they'd just trim their costs back
NPR could conquer the airwaves
If they cut their pledging back

They beg us to call them
They'll say anything for greed

I was once a big giver
Calling up to send, all my coin to them
Now I've had enough of their pledging
So their pledging's gonna end!

I'm gonna be
Their pledge-spammer!
I'll use a phony name!
Oh watch me be
Their pledge-spammer!
Inundate with pledges phony!

They will drown in useless
Calls from auto-dialing PC's!
Attempts will be fruitless
To tell these pledges all come from me!

I'm gonna be
Their pledge-spammer!
They'll hear my phony name!
They'll get some calls from pledge-spammer!
Put them off the air!

I'm gonna be
The pledge-spammer!
NPR will get no money!
I'm their pledge-spammer!
Let there be no doubt about it!

Pledge!
Pledge!
Pledge-Spammer!

I've changed the station! (changed the station, changed the station)
They can't win!
Tuned in some new stuff (tuned in some new stuff)
For my listenin'
For our listenin'

I dumped those "Car Talk" geeks!
"All Things Considered", too!
"Car Talk" geeks!
"The Connection", too!

Yea, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I do mean you!
NPR!
Your days are now through!
Gonna spam your servers!
Spam, spam-up your servers, HEY!
I've been feeding the modem!
I've been feeding the modem!
Gonna spam your servers!
Spamming you!
Come on, come on, help me to!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, YOU!
I've been feeding the modem!
I've been feeding the modem!
It's what I'm doing, doing,
All day and night!