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Song Parodies -> "Luggage Tag"
Original Song Title:
"Lucky Man"
Original Performer:
Emerson Lake And Palmer
Parody Song Title:
"Luggage Tag"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
It had white borders
A flaming lighted torch
All gold-pressed latinum
So white-hot it could scorch
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
White lace......and feathers
A blade......bloody red
A gold......covered bratwurst
A witch......hazel head
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
It went......through flight-doors
To no country......would it cling
From Havana......to Zimbabwe
That label......would fling
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
A pallet
Had caught that
Tag's cord, and,
Then it split
And thusly
Was misplaced,
Some poor
Bastard's shit
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
A flaming lighted torch
All gold-pressed latinum
So white-hot it could scorch
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
White lace......and feathers
A blade......bloody red
A gold......covered bratwurst
A witch......hazel head
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
It went......through flight-doors
To no country......would it cling
From Havana......to Zimbabwe
That label......would fling
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
A pallet
Had caught that
Tag's cord, and,
Then it split
And thusly
Was misplaced,
Some poor
Bastard's shit
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
Ooooo, what a luggage tag, it was
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Geez, JD, I hope these 5's end up in the right place and not in some bloody bounder's bag...(I think that means something somewhere in the world).
5s for the title! Also, the song.
Paul & JB, thanks very much!
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