-> "Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man?"
Original Song Title:
"Mr. Tambourine Man" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Pay THIS Fer Gasoline, Man?"
( --- instrumental intro --- )
Pay THIS fer gasoline, man? --- guess again, you dweeb!
I'm not greedy, man, but ain't no way I'm going to ---
--- pay THIS fer gasoline, man! Hey, I'll pump for free!
In the steal-a-tank-full morning, I'll come bor-row-ing fuel
Make me pour a dripper from
Your cash-ingesting pump
Though I'm not a changeless chump
I still ain't no Donald Trump
This price is the highest yet
And I must admit,
I'm tempted to drive-off again
I'm ready to drive-off and stiff
Exxon for my self-serve
'Round that gas-pump I'll swerve
Disappear around that curve
My S.U.V. will go for it!
Pay THIS fer gasoline, man? --- not a chance, you dweeb!
My car's needy, and, will gain octane I've stolen, too!
Pay THIS fer gasoline, man? Hey, I'll pump for free!
In the steal-a-tank-full morning, my car's swal-low-ing fuel
Crunchy hippies love to drive
Their pinko hybrid cars
Wish they'd send them all to Mars
Let 'em stop by truckers' bars,
And meet Rocco, Vince, and Lars,
And us macho-men,
Will teach 'em all a thing or two!
I drive my muscle-wagon as
A method to disguise
And hide from other guys
My salami's tiny size
I'm just a gas-hole hooligan!
Hey, Mister Gasoline-Man! Hey, I pumped for free!
I was sleazy, and, I gained octane I stole from you!
Dis-as-ter blasted me, man! Diesel pump fooled me!
Got a stinkin' tank of fuel-oil --- I'm a car-filling fool !
( --- instrumental fade --- )
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