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Song Parodies -> "One Ring Is Molten"
Original Song Title:
"Morning Has Broken"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cat Stevens
Parody Song Title:
"One Ring Is Molten"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
One Ring is molten
Now it's un-forming
Mount Doom is joltin'
'tis the Ring's tomb
Praise for the Halfling
Praise with rejoicing
Praise Gondor's sapling
Fresh from the Earth
Sauron is falling
Barad-Dur's broken
Future is calling
All Middle-Earth
To a new age of
Blessings unspoken
Elves are departing
Men show their worth
Bilbo and Frodo
Weary Ring-Bearers
Westward with Elves go
For peace at last
Healing is certain
They sail together
Back rolls tears' curtain
Like silver glass
Now it's un-forming
Mount Doom is joltin'
'tis the Ring's tomb
Praise for the Halfling
Praise with rejoicing
Praise Gondor's sapling
Fresh from the Earth
Sauron is falling
Barad-Dur's broken
Future is calling
All Middle-Earth
To a new age of
Blessings unspoken
Elves are departing
Men show their worth
Bilbo and Frodo
Weary Ring-Bearers
Westward with Elves go
For peace at last
Healing is certain
They sail together
Back rolls tears' curtain
Like silver glass
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Aah... very sweet, JD.
Molten rings...I thought it was gonna be about something else..:-)
Not much of a Rings fan but this was well executed.
Three fives for the send-up king, wonderful try... Seriously though, this parody was gracefully and simply done...touching compared to some of the LotR-themed rewrites I've seen here. Bravo!
Johnny. excellent as usual. As a Tolkien fan, I think he would love it also. 555. And on another note, rooting for the RED SOX as you do, I hope you enjoy the FLASH CARTOON I am releasing on the internet right this instant. Go to www.derangedcartoon.com and laugh your ass off to THE BATTLE CRY OF THE RED SOX!!
Poetic, JD.
Sweet!
What Guy said.
elegantly expressed, my friend...5s
Having watched LOTR for the first time on Sunday, THIS STUFF IS STARTING TO MAKE SENSE - AT LAST! (excuse my joy) - good one Johnny - 555
Thanks very much, Philbo, Kristof, Guy, Ingeborg, Dee, 2nz, pickle, Paul, Alvin, and Stuart. Dee - I watched your Red Sox flash cartoon - frikkin' hilarious, dude! I especially got a chuckle from seeing Steinbrenner's talking-head show up where A-Fraud's heart was not! LOL!
Johnny, glad u liked it !!!! Thanks for taking a peek at it....I know it takes a long time to load....
Simply elegant and so funny. Well done.
Thanks Georgina!
Tolkeinians and Red Sox fans can both kiss my Astroturf. But I'm not bitter. Really.
Thank you, King Pacholek of Steinbrennerland.
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