This is the day
Of the expanding man
My shape has now changed
More than you understand

It seems like only yesterday
I answered those ads

For penis
Enlargement
In my Hotmail spam

You call me a fool
You say it's a sleazy scheme
But it's for real
My bulge is my proof, you see

So useless to ask me why
Look at this and you'll see why
I answered that spam
And now look how huge I now am


I learned to work
And flex my bone
(And) I lift weights with it too

Drink strange herb tea
All night long
That slowly grows my tool

That's what I gained from the spam in my Hotmail -
(A) Penis-enlargement deluge

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Freakin' Huge ( Freakin' Huge... )


My back to the wall
I show off my tentpole pants
This is for me
The essence of true expanse

Baring the thing that I most love
To those of like mind
Projections
Erections
That stagger the mind

I strut and I swagger
Through these suburban streets
Make love to these women
'Til they admit defeat

I rise when my pants go down
Lover-boy's my name in town
I'm never alone
Gals call me on my bone phone


I learned to work
And flex my bone
(And) I lift weights with it too

Drink strange herb tea
All night long
That slowly grows my tool

That's what I gained from the spam in my Hotmail -
(A) Penis-enlargement deluge

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Freakin' Huge ( Freakin' Huge... )


This is the night
Of the expanding man
If this doesn't stop
I'll need an organ-stand

I tried to enlarge my dong
Sue me if it's grown too long
This member is free
To be big as he can be


I learned to work
And flex my bone
(And) I lift weights with it too

Drink strange herb tea
All night long
That slowly grows my tool

That's what I gained from the spam in my Hotmail -
(A) Penis-enlargement deluge

They call Alabama the Crimson Tide

Call me Freakin' Huge ( Freakin' Huge... )