-> "Please Teethe Me"
Original Song Title:
"Please Please Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Please Teethe Me"
The Lyrics
Last bite, I bled --- teeth-hurts are my world
I hope you never eat in my world
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Please teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food!
Chew? NO! Bleeding's too gross --- no way, mum!
While teeth pry their way up, I'll say, mum ---
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Please teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food!
I don't wanna sound complainin'
But you know there's awful pain in my mouth (in my mouth)
I rue all the teethin', I rue!
It's so hard to squeeze 'em on through!
Whoa waaah!
My new tooth makes me blue!
Gastritis had me burpin' my hurl
My nose blew wetter sneezin' slime-hurl
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Please teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food! ( Please --- )
--- teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food! ( These --- )
--- teeth-things suck, waaah!
I'd like TEAT-FOOD !!!
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