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Song Parodies -> "Please Teethe Me"

Original Song Title:

"Please Please Me"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Please Teethe Me"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Last bite, I bled --- teeth-hurts are my world
I hope you never eat in my world
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Please teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food!

Chew? NO! Bleeding's too gross --- no way, mum!
While teeth pry their way up, I'll say, mum ---
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Please teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food!

I don't wanna sound complainin'
But you know there's awful pain in my mouth (in my mouth)
I rue all the teethin', I rue!
It's so hard to squeeze 'em on through!
Whoa waaah!
My new tooth makes me blue!

Gastritis had me burpin' my hurl
My nose blew wetter sneezin' slime-hurl
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Gum on! (Gum on!)
Please teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food! ( Please --- )
--- teethe me, whoa waaah!
I'd like t'eat food! ( These --- )
--- teeth-things suck, waaah!
I'd like TEAT-FOOD !!!
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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6
Total Votes: 11

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carol - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
lol! a rattler full of 5's
Dominic L. - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
555....uh, yeah
Stuart McArthur - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
how does he get all those syllables to match!! - 555
Rick D - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
If you want to sing this, I'll run you off a quickie guitar part of the song and send it to you.
Red Ant - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Funny Johnny D, wonderful munch line.
Adagio - September 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Good one, Johnny! I really like the syllables, uh...syllabing...lol. 5's
AFW - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Even without tooth, you have shown there is free expression....You pulled this one out, er, off....a funny and unique theme..
Michael Pacholek - September 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Here's five coatings of Anbesol, you big baby.
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2005 - Report this comment
dental problems ????...i thought ya had mental problems...delightfully goofy...5s
Johnny D - September 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, carol, Dominic, Stuart, Highlander, Red Ant, Adagio, AFW, Michael, and alvin!

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