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Song Parodies -> "Element 115"
Original Song Title:
"Love Potion Number 9"
Original Performer:
The Clovers/The Searchers
Parody Song Title:
"Element 115"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Read and decide for yourself ... Here's a variety of points of view on the Bob Lazar story ... http://www.ufoevidence.org/documents/doc1249.htm ... http://www.ufomind.com/area51/people/lazar/ ... http://www.mufor.org/lazar.htm ... http://www.serve.com/mahood/lazar/lazarmn.htm
I am a physicist named Bob Lazar
My hobby's building rocket-powered cars
Then, Uncle Sam hired me behind-the-scenes
Studyin' that alien ... El-ement One-Fifteen
They took me to Area 51
I had to swear that I would tell no one
They showed me a saucer-shaped alien machine
They said "This thing runs on ... El-ement One-Fifteen"
I bent down and looked around inside that weird thing
They said "Come watch us take it up right here test-flying"
It crackled and it whined
It looked like it's glowing
I held my breath
I watched it rise
It's hovering!
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started pissin' myself there in fright
But when I pissed them off,
Telling friends what I had seen
Revoked my secret access to ... El-ement One-Fifteen!
------ X-FILE-ish whistling-solo ------
I held my breath
I watched it rise
It's hovering!
To save my ass I went straight to the press
Revealed America's Top-Secret mess
The deal Uncle Sam made
With them little men so green:
"Abduct our people, but give us ... El-ement One-Fifteen!"
El-ement One-Fifteen
El-ement One-Fifteen
El-ement One-Fifteen
My hobby's building rocket-powered cars
Then, Uncle Sam hired me behind-the-scenes
Studyin' that alien ... El-ement One-Fifteen
They took me to Area 51
I had to swear that I would tell no one
They showed me a saucer-shaped alien machine
They said "This thing runs on ... El-ement One-Fifteen"
I bent down and looked around inside that weird thing
They said "Come watch us take it up right here test-flying"
It crackled and it whined
It looked like it's glowing
I held my breath
I watched it rise
It's hovering!
I didn't know if it was day or night
I started pissin' myself there in fright
But when I pissed them off,
Telling friends what I had seen
Revoked my secret access to ... El-ement One-Fifteen!
------ X-FILE-ish whistling-solo ------
I held my breath
I watched it rise
It's hovering!
To save my ass I went straight to the press
Revealed America's Top-Secret mess
The deal Uncle Sam made
With them little men so green:
"Abduct our people, but give us ... El-ement One-Fifteen!"
El-ement One-Fifteen
El-ement One-Fifteen
El-ement One-Fifteen
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Crackin' into my X-File safe, huh? j/k This was really good. 5's
Art Bell and I say 5s.
Three fives equals one fifteen. Of course, knowing Johnny D, if there is an Element 115, he'll probably market it as a competitor to Viagra.
Thank you, Adagio, JB, and Michael.
I have taken both Viagra and element 115 and now I can type this while standing ten feet away from my keyboard ! (Although using the shift key still requires me to be only eight feet away from the keyboard !)
Michael: I think 115 could be marketed towards women too, apparently itīs a general defiant of gravity... ;-)
Wonder what the 'Blue Book' value is on that old saucer? Better be careful writing this stuff, JD. You may see some very business looking men in black suits at your door if you aren't careful. Well done parody. Here's another one 15 for the old vote pile.
Had to go and read about Mr Lazar before voting...so this is a very well researched bunch of 5s
TTP: (WARNING, intensely nerdy & geeky techie-joke approaching from Johnny D) Thanks, TTP! Guess you don't need "Bluetooth" ... or ... is "Bluetooth" an alias for those little blue pills of wireless digital virtual "Viagra" ?
K1chyd: Do you really want women warping space and time all around you, Peter? Hmm, wait a minute, it does have certain possibilities.... Thanks! ;-)
Guy: "Blue Book" value, groanLOLgroan!! I wish I'd thought of THAT line myself! Thanks, Guy!
Kristof: Thanks for the well-researched vote, KR!
K1chyd: Do you really want women warping space and time all around you, Peter? Hmm, wait a minute, it does have certain possibilities.... Thanks! ;-)
Guy: "Blue Book" value, groanLOLgroan!! I wish I'd thought of THAT line myself! Thanks, Guy!
Kristof: Thanks for the well-researched vote, KR!
Yeah JD, I heard that saucer only had like 60,000 light years on it.
i love it when doo-wop meets science....5s
Bra! (Thatīs "good" in Swedish).
Thanks, Guy (again), Alvin, and K1chyd.
Good job man. I gotta vote 5-5-5 on this. ;)
Thank you, Serafina. ;-D
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