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Song Parodies -> "Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho!"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Snow! Let It Snow! Let It Snow!"

Original Performer:

Vaughn Monroe

Parody Song Title:

"Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho! Anti-Ho!"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

An Australia-based recruitment firm which supplies hundreds of Santa Clauses across the country has told its trainees to replace "Ho Ho Ho" with "Ha Ha Ha" to avoid offending people. Sounds like those Anti-Ho-Ho-Ho HOSERS have North Poles that suffer from Politically-Correctile-Dysfunction.
Oh the weather outside is frightful
Butt-heads' whining minds are shite-full
And since they've no brains they crow,
"ANTI-HO! ANTI-HO! ANTI-HO!"

Not one wacko shows signs of stopping,
when they mob the malls for shopping!
Now they're heard everywhere you go --
"ANTI-HO! ANTI-HO! ANTI-HO!"

In their righteously-piss-tube-minds,
how they hate jolly Kris Kringle's soul!

Every wacko thinks they'll go blind,
fondling their Northern Pole!

Oh the fire is slowly dying
of their weirdo-fear-supplying!
But they gasp again 'fore they go:
"ANTI-HO! ANTI-HO! ANTI-HO!"

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PMS - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Ho ho ho! LMAO
Pimp Santa - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Ho Ho Ho!
adagio - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Heeheehee!
Johnny D - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh! Thanks PMS, Pimp Santa, and adagio!
Red Ant - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Great jump on this news story, JD, and great to see you back. I wonder, would "HA HA HA, Merrrrrry Christmas, BEEYAAAATCH!" be offensive? =) 5s.
alvin - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
unique concept...its a sad lirttle world we live in
McKludge - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
But Santa's Ho's aren't nappy-headed. What's the big deal?
John Jenkins - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
An excellent spoof of out-of-control political correctness. There is probably no cure, but I hope that this parody is the Viagra that fixes Politically-Correctile-Dysfunction.
Dee Range - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I-Mus confess....I'm glad they are doing away with Santa's "Ho Ho Ho"....this should cure my chronic whiplash, constantly jerking my head around trying to spot those "Ho's". Hope this is the harbinger of more to come, J.D. We all miss you around here!
Johnny D - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Red Ant, alvin, McKludge, JJ, and Dee Range! I've been busy with lots of stuff these days -- but if something comes up in the news that gets my parody machine cranking, you'll probably see ol' Johnny D rear his ridiculous head again!
Jack Wilson - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
That was awesome! Voted earlier never commented
Jonathan - November 17, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't know about those guys but if I were a parent I would definately be more concerned with the fact that Santa was laughing at my kid rather than just saying "Ho Ho Ho" well done 555
Sister Amnesia - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment
"Every wacko thinks they'll go blind, fondling their Northern Pole!" Sums them up perfectly! Love the parody. HE HE HE (watch out for the hardline feminists objecting to that next!)
Guy - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment
The company that is insisting on this is I believe "West Staff" HQed in California. I was listening to this subject matter on a radio talk show a few days ago. The host of the show called the company and basically got the run around as they did not want to comment on the air. He broadcast their number over the air. I called the number an hour later and was patched over to the VPs voice mail. I told her what I thought and closed with `Merry Christmas HO-HO-HO!`

Fine lick on these ho's JD. I was thinking of doing a parody on them but I put out my anti-anti Christmas parody a few days back. There is a point when PC becomes just too PC. The redneck dictionary defines PC as distasteful as `This here beer tastes peesy`. So these folks with the ha ha ha are just being peesy. 3 Ho`s for Santa & 2 Ha`s for West Staff and I`m not laughing with them I`m laughing near them.
Nelson Muntz - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment
HA HA
Johnny D - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, Jonathan, Sister Amnesia, Guy, and Nelson. Guy, you're right that sometimes PC becomes just too PC - when that happens, PC starts standing for "Paranoid Culturally".

I was listening to "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" on NPR recently, and they covered this anti-Ho-Ho-Ho story. The host, Peter Sagal, made a comment that has had me literally physically lauging out loud whenever I do an impression of a department store/mall Santa trying to be PC about his Ho-Ho-Ho. Peter Sagal said that in that news story, the recruitment firm wanted their Santas to replace "Ho Ho Ho" with "Ha Ha Ha". Peter said that some folks thought that "Ha Ha Ha" would make Santa sound sardonic and mean rather than jolly --- and I agree!! Imagine this scenario:

(1) TRADITIONAL SANTA:
"So, Jimmy, you want a bicycle for Christmas? Ho! Ho! Hoooooo!!!!"

(2) POLITICALLY-CORRECT SANTA:
"So, Jimmy, you want a bicycle for Christmas? AH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"
Johnny D - November 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Spelling correction in previous comment: "lauging" should be "laughing" !!
Nelson Muntz - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I don't care what they do as long as they don't make me bleed my own blood.
Barry Wilson JR. - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
Johnny D: great work. That politcally correct stuff just kills me. Wait, what's in my red bag... oh, ho ho ho! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HERE'S SOME 5'S FOR JOHNNY D!
Johnny D - November 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Barry!

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