Ho ho ho! LMAO

Ho Ho Ho!

Heeheehee!

Heh heh heh! Thanks PMS, Pimp Santa, and adagio!

Great jump on this news story, JD, and great to see you back. I wonder, would "HA HA HA, Merrrrrry Christmas, BEEYAAAATCH!" be offensive? =) 5s.

unique concept...its a sad lirttle world we live in

But Santa's Ho's aren't nappy-headed. What's the big deal?

An excellent spoof of out-of-control political correctness. There is probably no cure, but I hope that this parody is the Viagra that fixes Politically-Correctile-Dysfunction.

I-Mus confess....I'm glad they are doing away with Santa's "Ho Ho Ho"....this should cure my chronic whiplash, constantly jerking my head around trying to spot those "Ho's". Hope this is the harbinger of more to come, J.D. We all miss you around here!

Thanks Red Ant, alvin, McKludge, JJ, and Dee Range! I've been busy with lots of stuff these days -- but if something comes up in the news that gets my parody machine cranking, you'll probably see ol' Johnny D rear his ridiculous head again!

That was awesome! Voted earlier never commented

I don't know about those guys but if I were a parent I would definately be more concerned with the fact that Santa was laughing at my kid rather than just saying "Ho Ho Ho" well done 555

"Every wacko thinks they'll go blind, fondling their Northern Pole!" Sums them up perfectly! Love the parody. HE HE HE (watch out for the hardline feminists objecting to that next!)

The company that is insisting on this is I believe "West Staff" HQed in California. I was listening to this subject matter on a radio talk show a few days ago. The host of the show called the company and basically got the run around as they did not want to comment on the air. He broadcast their number over the air. I called the number an hour later and was patched over to the VPs voice mail. I told her what I thought and closed with `Merry Christmas HO-HO-HO!`

Fine lick on these ho's JD. I was thinking of doing a parody on them but I put out my anti-anti Christmas parody a few days back. There is a point when PC becomes just too PC. The redneck dictionary defines PC as distasteful as `This here beer tastes peesy`. So these folks with the ha ha ha are just being peesy. 3 Ho`s for Santa & 2 Ha`s for West Staff and I`m not laughing with them I`m laughing near them.

HA HA

Thanks Jack, Jonathan, Sister Amnesia, Guy, and Nelson. Guy, you're right that sometimes PC becomes just too PC - when that happens, PC starts standing for "Paranoid Culturally".

I was listening to "Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me!" on NPR recently, and they covered this anti-Ho-Ho-Ho story. The host, Peter Sagal, made a comment that has had me literally physically lauging out loud whenever I do an impression of a department store/mall Santa trying to be PC about his Ho-Ho-Ho. Peter Sagal said that in that news story, the recruitment firm wanted their Santas to replace "Ho Ho Ho" with "Ha Ha Ha". Peter said that some folks thought that "Ha Ha Ha" would make Santa sound sardonic and mean rather than jolly --- and I agree!! Imagine this scenario:

(1) TRADITIONAL SANTA:
"So, Jimmy, you want a bicycle for Christmas? Ho! Ho! Hoooooo!!!!"

(2) POLITICALLY-CORRECT SANTA:
"So, Jimmy, you want a bicycle for Christmas? AH-HAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!"

Spelling correction in previous comment: "lauging" should be "laughing" !!

I don't care what they do as long as they don't make me bleed my own blood.

Johnny D: great work. That politcally correct stuff just kills me. Wait, what's in my red bag... oh, ho ho ho! MERRY CHRISTMAS! HERE'S SOME 5'S FOR JOHNNY D!

Thanks, Barry!