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Song Parodies -> "Paste And Run Away"
Original Song Title:
"Wasted On the Way"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Crosby, Stills & Nash
Parody Song Title:
"Paste And Run Away"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Based on a true story.
Look around us
There are S.U.V.'s galore here
Parking-lots abound today
With them you see
We are bolder now
We are sore and won't be daunted
And we wish that we had started
Long before we did
We have bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
I.Q. Was As
Small As Mine You Would
Drive An S.U.V. As Big As Mine Today"
Oh when you were young,
Did you lust for muscle-wagons?
Did you envy all their drivers
Who would honk and swerve?
Look around you now ---
Many went for what you wanted
Look at all those jerks who did and got what they deserved
We've bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
Ego Was As
Big As Mine You Would
Drive A Stinkin' Gas-Hog Big As Mine Today"
We've bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
Head's Up Your Ass
Far As Mine You Would
Drive A Fuel-Abuser Big As Mine Today"
We've bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
Pecker Was As
Small As Mine You Would
Drive A Muscle-Wagon Big As Mine Today"
"Drive A Wanker-Tanker Just Like Mine Today"
There are S.U.V.'s galore here
Parking-lots abound today
With them you see
We are bolder now
We are sore and won't be daunted
And we wish that we had started
Long before we did
We have bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
I.Q. Was As
Small As Mine You Would
Drive An S.U.V. As Big As Mine Today"
Oh when you were young,
Did you lust for muscle-wagons?
Did you envy all their drivers
Who would honk and swerve?
Look around you now ---
Many went for what you wanted
Look at all those jerks who did and got what they deserved
We've bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
Ego Was As
Big As Mine You Would
Drive A Stinkin' Gas-Hog Big As Mine Today"
We've bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
Head's Up Your Ass
Far As Mine You Would
Drive A Fuel-Abuser Big As Mine Today"
We've bumper stickers to put
Everywhere we turn
Signs we just paste and run away ---
"If
Your
Pecker Was As
Small As Mine You Would
Drive A Muscle-Wagon Big As Mine Today"
"Drive A Wanker-Tanker Just Like Mine Today"
(The original song was first released on the album "Daylight Again" in 1982)
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Very Hummable tune.
I'd like to hear the true story that this was based on..good job, JD! 555
Good job, Johnny. 5's
I'm with you.... SUV's at nite..their headlites from behind, even on low beam, drill and blind ya' .....good writing...good issue..5's
funny concept...5s
JD, did you know that SUV drivers were REQUIRED to be on their cell phones at all times while driving? I didn't, but it must be so because every one of them seems to be on the phone all the time. 5's.
are urban SUVs just a product of our fearful times? - 555 Johnny
Honk if you love peace and quiet! :-)
DKTOS, but I'll trust the others (and your rep) for pacing so here's another 555 in your tank.
DKTOS, but I'll trust the others (and your rep) for pacing so here's another 555 in your tank.
Thanks very much, JB, Kristof, Pat, AFW, Alvin, Paul, Stuart, and Peter! ;-)
My older brother has a friend who knows of a group of people who would go around to places where big muscle-wagons were parked and sneak up to paste these kinds of bumper-stickers on their rear bumpers. The one specific bumper-sticker that my brother's story recalled was one that said "If Your Pecker Was As Small As Mine You'd Drive A Muscle-Wagon Like This Too".
My older brother has a friend who knows of a group of people who would go around to places where big muscle-wagons were parked and sneak up to paste these kinds of bumper-stickers on their rear bumpers. The one specific bumper-sticker that my brother's story recalled was one that said "If Your Pecker Was As Small As Mine You'd Drive A Muscle-Wagon Like This Too".
Kudos from an SUV driver. (My excuse is that I live in Utah. We've got snow here. And hills.) I was in Orlando recently and a guy pulled alongside me in a Hummer. I felt less guilty. Thank goodness for moral relativism.
Thanks Spaff-U-V.
Already saw this one back in November, but I just revisited because I'm doing the OS now. Nice job, JD...
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