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Song Parodies -> "Goodbye Super Size Fries"
Original Song Title:
"Goodbye Yellow Brick Road"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Elton John
Parody Song Title:
"Goodbye Super Size Fries"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
When are you gonna slim down?
When are you gonna be thin?
You should have flayed off the pounds
You should have listened to Doc At-kins
Your gut can't keep growing forever
Hire a lawyer and sue
Their corporate pockets are a gift to open
So blame them all for the weight you
Can't lose
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows
Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers like hungry horseflies
Oh we've finally decided our strategy:
Be gone, ye super-size fries!
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...
What do you think you'll chew there?
A breakfast you'll chow, and then?
It'll take you a couple of defibrillations
To set you on your feet again!
Maybe you'll live in the basement
To hide your fat ass from the town
'Donalds food ain't got you heavy
Listenin' to lawyers cry "Sue, for your pounds!"
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows
Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers with horns and red eyes
Oh we've finally decided to save our ass
And lose the super-size fries!
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...
When are you gonna be thin?
You should have flayed off the pounds
You should have listened to Doc At-kins
Your gut can't keep growing forever
Hire a lawyer and sue
Their corporate pockets are a gift to open
So blame them all for the weight you
Can't lose
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows
Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers like hungry horseflies
Oh we've finally decided our strategy:
Be gone, ye super-size fries!
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...
What do you think you'll chew there?
A breakfast you'll chow, and then?
It'll take you a couple of defibrillations
To set you on your feet again!
Maybe you'll live in the basement
To hide your fat ass from the town
'Donalds food ain't got you heavy
Listenin' to lawyers cry "Sue, for your pounds!"
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
So good-bye, super-size fries
Which the hogs of society chowed
We won't sell you anymore 'cause
We're getting sued by fat cows
Customers howlin' 'bout our fatty food
Lawyers with horns and red eyes
Oh we've finally decided to save our ass
And lose the super-size fries!
Ah, ah-ah, ah-ah
Ah, ah, ah
...hmm...
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This is great! 555!
Excellent parody. The hungry horsefly metaphor is certainly appropriate.
Great job, JD. I don't eat fries very often; in fact I can't remember the last time I ate 'em.
Here's a super-sized McExcellent - 555!
Godd one Johnny!
We've had a parody called "superfries" sitting on the back burner for months - now it's no longer topical - oops! :-)
We've had a parody called "superfries" sitting on the back burner for months - now it's no longer topical - oops! :-)
Johnny...brilliant, HONEY...555!!
Thank you, Jack, JJ, Serafina, Ashkicksass, Merry, and My Immortal Elf Princess !
Very well done! 555
Thanks, Ash! Is your last name Campbell, by any chance?
OK, I'm confused... if I lose weight, can I, as a thin person with a high metabolism, sue them for NOT offering super size fries? o/` I deserve a break today, with McMoney! o/` (Btw, nice job!)
You are one very astute, clever parodist, Mr D....keep up the very good work. 555
Thank you, Melhi and Kristof.
it would suck 2 b that guy.- hey, how old r u? my uncle owns a song writing company and maybe you could earn a couple thousand $$$$ writing songs to various beats. i already have,& its very rewarding.$$
Thank you, kitkatbar09. That information about your uncle sounds really interesting.......please, if you haven't already, go over to the Amiright Messageboard, sign up with a user-ID, and start a thread where parody writers who might be interested in talking with your uncle can communicate with you publicly in a group forum. Thanks again!
Hee. I'm sure kitkarbar09 isn't some 14-year old wisenheimer or anything like that... Nice job, Johnny D (on the parody and the comment...)
Thank you, minneret.
Excellent! 5's
HAHAHAHA...this is good....5s
Thanks, Wade and Alvin.
THIS IS REALLY FUNNY! GOOD JOB MAN!
Thanks, Anny!
Great parody Johnny! I was wondering, if I gave you full credit for writing the lyrics, would it be ok if I recorded a version of this? It would make for a great parody recording and might find it's way to the Dr. Demento show.
I actually have a recording of this already done. Email me at incubus442442 at yahoo dot com and I will send it to you for your approval. If it's ok by you, I will then post it to soundclick - giving you full credit for writing it and for me singing it and put a link to it on here.
Awesome! 5s across the board!
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