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Song Parodies -> "Vicodin's The Feeling I Adore"
Original Song Title:
"I Can't Fight This Feeling Anymore"
Original Performer:
REO Speedwagon
Parody Song Title:
"Vicodin's The Feeling I Adore"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Vicodin is feeling very stronger
I thought these pills were made with dosage low
What started out for back-pain I don't squander
I only wish I had the strength to let it go
I tell myself that I can't get stoned forever
I said that I should switch to drinking beer
But I feel that a pure Vicodin's better
It gives my mind erections
It makes everything so queer
And in my dreams I wander
While sleeping stoned at night
I'm a candle made of brain cells
Burning opium's delight
And I'm getting higher than I ever thought I might
And Vicodin's the feeling I adore
I don't waste them on my back-pain anymore
It's time to bring this scrip to the drugstore
And swallow many more, for pleasure
'Cause Vicodin's the feeling I adore
Now I'm hiking on the ceiling by the door
And if I have to fall from where I soar
Come crashing to the floor
Doctor, Vicodin's the feeling I adore
My life has been such a stupor since I saw you
I've been running round in circles in my mind
And it always seems that I'm swallowing you, pills
'Cause you take me to the places that un-stoned I'd never find
And in my dreams I wander
While sleeping stoned at night
I'm a candle made of brain cells
Burning opium's delight
And I'm getting higher than I ever thought I might
The Viking God of Thunder's at the door
He's forgotten that his name is really Thor
My mind has finally flipped, of this I'm sure
This fellow here named Thor's in leather
The Viking God of Thunder's at the door!
I've forgotten what the doc prescribed him for?
And then I watched him let his hammer soar!
Fart lightning bolts galore!
Doc whatever this shit is, give me some more!
I thought these pills were made with dosage low
What started out for back-pain I don't squander
I only wish I had the strength to let it go
I tell myself that I can't get stoned forever
I said that I should switch to drinking beer
But I feel that a pure Vicodin's better
It gives my mind erections
It makes everything so queer
And in my dreams I wander
While sleeping stoned at night
I'm a candle made of brain cells
Burning opium's delight
And I'm getting higher than I ever thought I might
And Vicodin's the feeling I adore
I don't waste them on my back-pain anymore
It's time to bring this scrip to the drugstore
And swallow many more, for pleasure
'Cause Vicodin's the feeling I adore
Now I'm hiking on the ceiling by the door
And if I have to fall from where I soar
Come crashing to the floor
Doctor, Vicodin's the feeling I adore
My life has been such a stupor since I saw you
I've been running round in circles in my mind
And it always seems that I'm swallowing you, pills
'Cause you take me to the places that un-stoned I'd never find
And in my dreams I wander
While sleeping stoned at night
I'm a candle made of brain cells
Burning opium's delight
And I'm getting higher than I ever thought I might
The Viking God of Thunder's at the door
He's forgotten that his name is really Thor
My mind has finally flipped, of this I'm sure
This fellow here named Thor's in leather
The Viking God of Thunder's at the door!
I've forgotten what the doc prescribed him for?
And then I watched him let his hammer soar!
Fart lightning bolts galore!
Doc whatever this shit is, give me some more!
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Now, if I could give 6s for pacing - some wonderful use of the original. No idea what Vicodin is, mind.. but that doesn't really matter.
Thank you, Phil. Vicodin is a prescription narcotic painkiller that contains hydrocodone and acetaminophen:
http://www.healthsquare.com/rx/vicodin.htm
http://www.healthsquare.com/rx/vicodin.htm
Well, Johnny, I'd "feel your pain" but it doesn't sound like you have any left over. 5-s here.
My favorite line: "It gives my mind erections." Excellent work, Johnny...it's perfect! 5-5-5!
Great parody about a commonly abused painkiller. Green Bay Packer quarterback Brett Favre was dependent on Vicodin for a while.
What scares me is I totally understand where this song is coming from. (Disclaimer: yes, yes, I know, drugs are bad, m'kay...) -- RR
Great job! 555!
Thank you, Paul, Arwen, Tim, Ravyn, and Jack!
Great line: "‘Cause you take me to the places that un-stoned I’d never find..." I hate this song sooooo much that I feel the need for a controlled substance every time I hear it, so thank you for putting different words in my head!
The whole Thor episode is great stream-of consciousness stuff.. (Do you have a link for a low-fat cheesecake that tastes good?)
Thanks Mari D, glad to be of service. Thanks, Jay --- stream of altered consciousness, that is.
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Go to any coffee house anywhere and read this without the music. Almost guaranteed you'll get laid, man. People will be so confused, they'll become high off their own confusion, and then it's like everyone too the damn stuff. Parts of this I didn't really like, but lines like 'I’m a candle made of brain cells Burning opium’s delight' have convinced me to give you 5's. I'm going soft in my old age, man. Or maybe it's just the Vicodin.
Thanks, 2nz.
Thor in leather ...Mmmm.... ;-)
So, Merry, you like tall muscular Nordic types in Asgard-drag, eh? ;-D Thanks!
You are a helluva trip, Johnny Dangle. "I’ve been running round in circles in my mind" fits perfectly - and is clearly drug-induced.
Thanks, Mighty Spaffydaffysaltwatertaffy.
This couldn't have been better! Especially since I know what Vicodin can do...I was given a prescription for Vicodin when I had back pain. It always made me sick to my stomach so believe me, I don't abuse it, but I am told things I said or did while under the influence that I can't believe. Gotta give all 5's for this one.
Thanks CW!
Ahhhhhhhh... Vicodin. It's such a lovely drug.
Thanks, Michael, you're right, ain't it a shame to waste 'em on pain?
(ABC) Just great, Johnny!!! 5's And thanks for giving me new words to it too.
Excellent work JD, Take 5 Vidocin's!
(ABC) Percocet, Vicodin...I feel like an outsider to your world of mind-altering substances Johnny, but it was a great read - 555
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Thank you Pat, Pippin, Stuart, and Jared!
(ABC) - Pop 3 of these 5's along with a couple Vicodin's...my Dad needs to take 3 Extra-Strength Vikes a day for all the pains of being 89 and the remnants of hurt from last year's hip surgery - Doctor is not too worried about the affects of addiction on 89 year-old patients however...not going to lead Pops to a life of crime at this point...
(ABC) Still excellent Johnny!
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