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Song Parodies -> "Some Hair I Love"
Original Song Title:
"Somewhere My Love"
Original Performer:
Paul Francis Webster / 'Dr. Zhivago' soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Some Hair I Love"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
"Some hair I love,"
Nair™-guilty thong-dudes sing
"Although a snow-color's my dome's cov'ring!"
Bum-hair's a thrill
Bottom-fur gleams and grows!
Gland hair-spars stream,
Crawl and depart, man's nose!
Some day
We'll meet again, my fuzz...
Some day
Wherever Rogaine™ makes you...
Pubes come to me
Out of the thongal zone
Sore, man, they itch!
Sharp bristles "bris" my bone!
"Kill them," I scream!
Into the shower, then ---
--- bald be my crotch,
'til pubers rise again!
Nair™-guilty thong-dudes sing
"Although a snow-color's my dome's cov'ring!"
Bum-hair's a thrill
Bottom-fur gleams and grows!
Gland hair-spars stream,
Crawl and depart, man's nose!
Some day
We'll meet again, my fuzz...
Some day
Wherever Rogaine™ makes you...
Pubes come to me
Out of the thongal zone
Sore, man, they itch!
Sharp bristles "bris" my bone!
"Kill them," I scream!
Into the shower, then ---
--- bald be my crotch,
'til pubers rise again!
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Truly inspiring.
this just screams 'majestic'
"the thongal zone"??? LOL! 555
Follicles of fun
"Bald be my crotch, 'til pubers rise again" cracked me up. Sounds like a Shakespearean toast from a different era. 555
Thanks, Royce, alvin, Rick, AFW, and Dee (LoL!).
The "thongal zone" is the "c*nthly" place, I adverrbed it to be... LOL title, ROFL song. Fives, by a hair.
Thanks, TT.
Hair today, gone tomorrow. 555's
Thanks Larry.
Johnny, what a hoity-toity hoot!! : D : D Loved it. 5's
Thanks Pat!
Inspired, as usual, 'bristles / briss' my fav...5's
(ABC) Comment above.
I love the "briss my bone" line too. Prell done - 5s.
(ABC-S) Good
(ABC3) Break out the balalaikas!
(ABC3-S) DKTOS, but everyone likes a good pube-hair parody (eh, McArthur?). Nice!
(ABC) Took me awhile to find the actual full original, once I did, I was able to follow it thoroughly. . .It was very--very--short. . .but then it's not the only short parody in this contest. I like the use of a trademark symbols on well known products. . .
Maybe girls should read this before THEY shave----MM
(ABC) Classic Johnny D! :-) LOL!
Despite being a shorn, err, short OS, this was funny work. TMI Tip of the Day: Never try to shave your jewels with electric clippers... don't ask me how I know that's sound advice....
(ABC3S) quintessential JD, although I can't imagine Julie Christie belting this one out - 555
Awesome and you love hair long, straight, curly, fuzzy Snaggy, shaggy, ratty, matty Oily, greasy, fleecy Shining, gleaming, streaming Flaxen, waxen Knotted, polka-dotted Twisted, beaded, braided Powdered, flowered, and confettied Bangled, tangled, spangled, and spaghettied!
Hairy Nice
Hair today, gone the next. Well done JD!
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