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Song Parodies -> "Feed the Nerds"

Original Song Title:

"Feed the Birds"

Original Performer:

Julie Andrews (Mary Poppins)

Parody Song Title:

"Feed the Nerds"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

In honor of Gen Con 2014 ( ) ...
Early each day on the steps of Gen Con
The little old nerd woman speaks

In her own special way to the people she yawns,
Come buy my bags for these geeks

Come feed the little nerds
Show them you care
And you'll be glad if you do

Those numbnuts get hungry
In quests of hot air
All it takes is bitcoins from you

Feed the nerds
Bitcoins a bag
Bitcoins, bitcoins, bitcoins a bag

Feed the nerds
That's what she'll type
While overhead
Her nerds fill the Skype

All around the Convention
The saints and apostles
Look down as she sells snackware

Although you can't see it
You know they're befuddled
Each time nerds wipe snot in their hair

Her words
In Klingon are few

She's calling to you

Feed the nerds
Bitcoins a bag
Bitcoins, bitcoins, bitcoins a bag

("Feed the nerds" Copyright 2014 by John Small)

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