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Song Parodies -> "Gov'nor Arnold/General Wesley"
Original Song Title:
"Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Paul McCartney
Parody Song Title:
"Gov'nor Arnold/General Wesley"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
Though your eyes are open wide,
No one's at home inside your brain
We're so sorry, but you haven't had a thing to say
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
But if anything should happen, Pete Wilson will save the day
(telephone ringing...ringing...ringing...answered: )
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
This is George your President - I've called to say,
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
That the GOP's the laughing stock of San Francisco Bay
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Grow an extra eye!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Kiss your sperm good-bye!
General Wesley notified me
He had to have some bucks or he couldn't do TV
I had another look, at his campaign finance books, and I thought I'd cry
(I thought I'd cry!)
(His books just wouldn't balance, so I didn't even try!)
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Fangs and horns arise!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Now you're Mister Hyde!
Gov'nor Arnold, pump some iron, get it up (get it up)
Don't forget to wear your cup,
Live a little, get it up!
Gov'nor Arnold, pump some iron, set it down (set it down)
Don't you stain your pants with brown,
When YOUR recall comes around!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Sprout bat-wings and fly!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Scrotum pole won't rise!
Gov'nor Arnold
We're so sorry if we caused you any pain
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
Though your eyes are open wide,
No one's at home inside your brain
We're so sorry, but you haven't had a thing to say
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
But if anything should happen, Pete Wilson will save the day
(telephone ringing...ringing...ringing...answered: )
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
This is George your President - I've called to say,
We're so sorry
Gov'nor Arnold
That the GOP's the laughing stock of San Francisco Bay
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Grow an extra eye!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Kiss your sperm good-bye!
General Wesley notified me
He had to have some bucks or he couldn't do TV
I had another look, at his campaign finance books, and I thought I'd cry
(I thought I'd cry!)
(His books just wouldn't balance, so I didn't even try!)
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Fangs and horns arise!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Now you're Mister Hyde!
Gov'nor Arnold, pump some iron, get it up (get it up)
Don't forget to wear your cup,
Live a little, get it up!
Gov'nor Arnold, pump some iron, set it down (set it down)
Don't you stain your pants with brown,
When YOUR recall comes around!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Sprout bat-wings and fly!
Glands awash with steroids (steroids)
Scrotum pole won't rise!
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Great piece there Johnny. Loved it.
Great line! No one’s at home inside your brain
Great line! No one’s at home inside your brain
Thank you so much, Guy!
Hasta la Vista, California!;)
Great stuff JD; couldn't pick a favorite line.
Gotta love Ahhhnold. What a great parody character. Good job.
Johnny D, Johnny D, Johnny D! Your stuff is sooooooo good! I can't believe it! A+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
pkbites, thank you so much! You are very gracious and kind.
What Guy said. Great song, great parody of it.
Thank you, mac - I'm glad someone's come across this old parody and gotten a laugh from it!
The Wesley Clark lines are great. This actually makes much more sense than Paul Mc Cartney's original. Excellent job.
Liked it. But what's the deal with Pete Wilson?
Thanks Mari D and Jay.
Mari D: the Pete Wilson reference was just a poke at Ahhnold's behind-the-scenes cabal of advisers, ja ......
Mari D: the Pete Wilson reference was just a poke at Ahhnold's behind-the-scenes cabal of advisers, ja ......
Good job, funny, but I think Arnold is getting too flabby to be on steroids now.
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