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Song Parodies -> "For Emily, And Leather Ties That Bind Her"
Original Song Title:
"For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her"
Original Performer:
Simon and Garfunkel
Parody Song Title:
"For Emily, And Leather Ties That Bind Her"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
What a scream I had
Pressed my organ, whee!
Clothed in leopard skin
Gloves stroking urgently
Softer than the pain
I groveled on my knees
Down
As her strop-whip flayed
She made me bleed and swell
Whipping down where I lay splayed
With my hard on
And when she paddled me
My
Cheeks flushed red so bright
She walked with hostile heels
On my red swollen backside
I held my gland
And when I awoke
In the am-bu-lance, dear
I kissed your raven hair
With my blood-stained tears
Oh I love you, girl
Oh, I love you...
Pressed my organ, whee!
Clothed in leopard skin
Gloves stroking urgently
Softer than the pain
I groveled on my knees
Down
As her strop-whip flayed
She made me bleed and swell
Whipping down where I lay splayed
With my hard on
And when she paddled me
My
Cheeks flushed red so bright
She walked with hostile heels
On my red swollen backside
I held my gland
And when I awoke
In the am-bu-lance, dear
I kissed your raven hair
With my blood-stained tears
Oh I love you, girl
Oh, I love you...
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Plays off the original exceedingly well, one of the better recent efforts here. Very humorous and coherent throughout.
Thank you, Your Honor. I respectfully express my gratitude to the court!
Loved it! 555!
Thanks, Jack! Did you get my reply to your PM ?
Chucky's asleep at the switch again, isn't he? ;-D
DKTOS, so can't vote, but I did lick my lips a lot.... Mal's bowed out of the threesome, are you game? ;-)
DKTOS, so can't vote, but I did lick my lips a lot.... Mal's bowed out of the threesome, are you game? ;-)
Hi Merry! Oh sure, why not.... 'cept I'm not really into pain.... heh heh heh..... Hey, here's a lovely sample of the original song:
http://musicclips.liquiddigitalmedia.com/asf1/4/3/5/4/0000844534.asf
http://musicclips.liquiddigitalmedia.com/asf1/4/3/5/4/0000844534.asf
The comment-software introduced a HIDDEN bogus dash character " - " in this part of that free audio sample URL ........ 000084-4534 ........ that part of the URL should have no dash but instead should be a solid 0000844534. Just remove the bogus dash when you paste the URL into your browser's address bar, and the link should work OK.
Johhhhnnnnyyyy - You've been very naughty here. We're going to have to give you 555 whacks for this. You'll thank us when were done...
Has Malcolm taken over the editing?
Now you can close your eyes and imagine this in the top ten. Rising, rising.... Oops. Only climaxed at five.
Paul: Thank you sir may I have some more!
Quayle: We can only hope!
Rick: Thanks for the premature recalculation!
Quayle: We can only hope!
Rick: Thanks for the premature recalculation!
Quayle, thanks for your vote, too!
=:o Johnnny!!!! Good Grief!! hehe
Heh heh thanks Adagio!
Mer...not polite to drool. :D
this is GREAT...i bow to your greatness, sir
Thank you, Alvin!
Johnny, good one! Merry, I did less than this with Cecelia, and you vetoed it????
Thanks Pip!
What's up with Cecelia?
What's up with Cecelia?
It was one of Pippin's naughtier ideas, started just before Chucky made the 'no sex' ruling... Come to think of it, it wasn't really that naughty at all, comparatively...
Excellent Johnny D, I left some marks on this that will hurt in the best way possible. Also, just submitted a parody to this OS, I see this is/was the only parody to "For Emily, Whenever I May Find Her".
Thanks, Red Ant.
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