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Song Parodies -> "Bladderblocky"
Original Song Title:
"Jabberwocky"
Original Performer:
Lewis Carroll
Parody Song Title:
"Bladderblocky"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
I've heard that songs have been made from this Lewis Carroll poem, so here we go!
" 'Tis colic, and me kidney stones
Like firey thimbles sting their way!
All grimsy were me borne ashore,
And I moaned wrath outraged! "
" Beware me, Bladderblock, ye swabs!
Me claw that swipes! Me broad eyepatch!
Beware me grog-nog words, and shun,
Me fumy and hind-most hatch! "
" Me surgeon took me gold-hook hand,
Then tied me shanks down low with knots.
So rested me, gettin' rum-drunk, see?
An' soon me smile besot! "
And as in rummish thought he moaned,
Poor Bladderblock, with cries of pain,
Passed barnacled boulders while he groaned
And gurgled as they came!
One two!
One two!
The stones went through!
With "ARGH's" of pain, they clicker-clacked!
In urine red
The last stone fled
He "ARGH'd," and out he blacked!
" And hast thou pain now, Bladderblock? "
" Nay! Come to me, me squeamish boy!
O lad just lay! I'll lewdly play! "
He snorkled with his toy.
'Twas colic, and his kidney stones
Like firey thimbles stung their way!
All grimsy was he borne ashore,
And he moaned wrath outraged!
Like firey thimbles sting their way!
All grimsy were me borne ashore,
And I moaned wrath outraged! "
" Beware me, Bladderblock, ye swabs!
Me claw that swipes! Me broad eyepatch!
Beware me grog-nog words, and shun,
Me fumy and hind-most hatch! "
" Me surgeon took me gold-hook hand,
Then tied me shanks down low with knots.
So rested me, gettin' rum-drunk, see?
An' soon me smile besot! "
And as in rummish thought he moaned,
Poor Bladderblock, with cries of pain,
Passed barnacled boulders while he groaned
And gurgled as they came!
One two!
One two!
The stones went through!
With "ARGH's" of pain, they clicker-clacked!
In urine red
The last stone fled
He "ARGH'd," and out he blacked!
" And hast thou pain now, Bladderblock? "
" Nay! Come to me, me squeamish boy!
O lad just lay! I'll lewdly play! "
He snorkled with his toy.
'Twas colic, and his kidney stones
Like firey thimbles stung their way!
All grimsy was he borne ashore,
And he moaned wrath outraged!
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I'm wincing and weeping with laughter!
you had me at the title....elegantly written...5s
Brilliant! I'd love to see what you'd do with 'Gunga Din'.
BArnacled boulders had me howlin'. High fives, matey
The Poetry of Pain......class act, JD!! 555
Thanks JB, Alvin, Leo Jay, Dee Range, and Kristof!
equal to the original! - fantastic stuff JD - 555
Thank you, Stuart.
Looks as if he would be saying 'ouch', at least. Try one on childbirth...now THAT hurts! :D 5's
Thanks Adagio! ;-)
This one made me squirm more than a little...5's...
Thank ye, Cap'n Paul !
(ABC3)B LOL again! (already voted and commented) but this was well worth reading again. 5's
Take ye 5's and walk ye plank!
(ABC3-B) I don't know what the hell this is on about, but I LOVE that part about getting drunk!
(ABC3) I have always had a peeve about poetry parodies being submitted here, but since I have heard a musical version of this, you pass muster. 555
(ABC3B) I checked out the link to TOP, and all scans as it always does. I wish I knew the cadence of the poem, as I'm probably reading/saying it all wrong, but it's funny none the less.
It took big stones to write this...lol! Excellent wordplay, I hope I can write like that when I'm your age (oh, wait a minute...I AM your age).
(ABC3-B) yes, I've always loved the OS and you've captured its feel and then added another warped JD dimension - as is your wont, JD - lol
johnny d are you from this planet ? i don't know how you think them up ! magical
Ouch =) Well done!
(ABC3-B) Tomario, I've met Johnny D. He is from this planet but, I think he's only visiting. JD, I'd imitate a pirate but, I wouldn't do as well as you so, I'll just say that this is another priceless Johnny D treasure. 555
(ABC-B) See above. I've yet to try to parody a poem, but I doubt I could better this. Stupendous
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