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Song Parodies -> "La Lardbuttaise"
Original Song Title:
"La Marseillaise (National Anthem of France)"
Original Performer:
Claude-Joseph Rouget de Lisle
Parody Song Title:
"La Lardbuttaise"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
I am 50% French, so I'm entitled to parody this tune! ...... La Marseillaise, the French national anthem, was composed in one night during the French Revolution (April 24, 1792) by Claude-Joseph Rouget de Lisle, a captain of the engineers and amateur musician stationed in Strasbourg in 1792. DKTOS? Click the link below the parody to listen to a MIDI of La Marseillaise.
Call on ze phone
For
La hot pizza!
Be sure you don't say
"Ahn-cho-vay"!
Gaunt were you
Be-fore
Bir-ya-ni, ya!
Lay down hard,
Son,
Glut--tony pays!
Lay down haa-aard
Son!
Glut--tony pays!
(Oh)
One ton weigh you,
Don
Rub-ber box-ers
(and)
Chew here, ferociously chaw!
Eat ven--ison stew,
Don your bra!
An' gorge a
Whole meal
Of some old chihuahua!
Go on,
An' eat your friends!
Gourmet,
Those fatsos' buns!
Chow down!
Chow down!
Guzz,
Snarf your food,
And prove,
You're French my son!
For
La hot pizza!
Be sure you don't say
"Ahn-cho-vay"!
Gaunt were you
Be-fore
Bir-ya-ni, ya!
Lay down hard,
Son,
Glut--tony pays!
Lay down haa-aard
Son!
Glut--tony pays!
(Oh)
One ton weigh you,
Don
Rub-ber box-ers
(and)
Chew here, ferociously chaw!
Eat ven--ison stew,
Don your bra!
An' gorge a
Whole meal
Of some old chihuahua!
Go on,
An' eat your friends!
Gourmet,
Those fatsos' buns!
Chow down!
Chow down!
Guzz,
Snarf your food,
And prove,
You're French my son!
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Great work Johnny! This made me LOL!!! ;)
Johnny D - works with the midi. Nice job. And quite a sonic combination with Tori Amos singing the "Star F*cker" part of "Professional Widow" in the background here this morning. 5's.
Mangeons! Mangeons! Tres bon, JD
Peut-être le prochain fois, tu l'essayerais en Français? (ou quelque chose comme ça)
Peut-être le prochain fois, tu l'essayerais en Français? (ou quelque chose comme ça)
LOL!!
There was an early Simpsons episode where the mayors' son is making fun of a French waiter because of the way he pronounced "chowder" (Since the mayor talks like a Kennedy, it was supposed to sound like "chowdah". I'm sure you are familiar with that pronounciation.
Thanks, Cookie-man, Paul, Monsieur Philbo (no, I don't think I'll try it in French next time!), Adagio, and Rick D.
Paul: Torrid Anus sings something called "Star F*cker"? Wow! ;-D
Rick D: Yes, sometimes a nice bowl of chowdah is a good idear.
Paul: Torrid Anus sings something called "Star F*cker"? Wow! ;-D
Rick D: Yes, sometimes a nice bowl of chowdah is a good idear.
If you were my female parental unit, I would have to cry: 'Crisp anthem mum!' I would liek to hear this song 'Etoile Baiseur'....whoops, mind my French. Well written, JD. 5s
Thanks, Luke.
JD - Yup! The song is called "Professional Widow". And "Star F*cker" is not the only thing she sings in that song...
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