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Song Parodies -> "Cookin' Out My Brain More"
Original Song Title:
"Lookin' Out My Back Door"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Cookin' Out My Brain More"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Gus got stoned in Illinois
Stocked his Blunts more, oh boy!
Bought, two spliffs now, gettin' baked, on the porch
Eye-inflammation sets in
Pretty soon he's singin'
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Hair-reliant dude in Hot Wheels
Looks at you starin' eyes-peeled
Smokin' all the sinsemilla growin' on your lawn
A fine historic boa
Glist'ning in a toga
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Mammaries of elephants
Are spraying cream again
Won't you take a bite
Of the brownies, dude?
Dude, they're cool
Wond'rous stoner-vision
Along with mind-attrition
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
(VERY long Grateful-Dead-like instrumental break)
Jelly beans on trampolines
Are playing in your head
Won't you take a bite
Of the brownies, dude?
Dude, they're food
Sober up this fellow?
No way, I'm far too mellow!
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Hookah bubbles' thrilling noise
Lots of munchies, oh boy!
Cookin' all the happy weed you're crammin' in the bong
Barter, buy, or borrow
I'll get more hash tomorrow
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Mammaries of elephants
Make gray ice cream again
Won't you take a bite
From the ice cream scoop?
Do a doob
Time is slowin' down, dear
I'm high and growin' clown ears
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Stocked his Blunts more, oh boy!
Bought, two spliffs now, gettin' baked, on the porch
Eye-inflammation sets in
Pretty soon he's singin'
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Hair-reliant dude in Hot Wheels
Looks at you starin' eyes-peeled
Smokin' all the sinsemilla growin' on your lawn
A fine historic boa
Glist'ning in a toga
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Mammaries of elephants
Are spraying cream again
Won't you take a bite
Of the brownies, dude?
Dude, they're cool
Wond'rous stoner-vision
Along with mind-attrition
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
(VERY long Grateful-Dead-like instrumental break)
Jelly beans on trampolines
Are playing in your head
Won't you take a bite
Of the brownies, dude?
Dude, they're food
Sober up this fellow?
No way, I'm far too mellow!
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Hookah bubbles' thrilling noise
Lots of munchies, oh boy!
Cookin' all the happy weed you're crammin' in the bong
Barter, buy, or borrow
I'll get more hash tomorrow
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
Mammaries of elephants
Make gray ice cream again
Won't you take a bite
From the ice cream scoop?
Do a doob
Time is slowin' down, dear
I'm high and growin' clown ears
Dude, dude, dude, cookin' out my brain more!
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Dude, you need to get a job, before I lose mine from reading these. Hilarious 5's across the board
Wooo!! Don't know what you were on, it reads like some guy on serious stuff! Are they all this good today? :D 5's
I'd like to echo Dee's comments, but then say 'mmmm brownies..."
Johnny D, you've done it again! Fogerty would love it, I'm sure.
Toot, toot, toot... and you'll never get bored...
Toot, toot, toot... and you'll never get bored...
Looks like dope day (viz. "Sunshine"). 15 ozs.
Doob! Oh wait I mean Dude! What the hell was in those brownies? ;) 555
I've heard of "slingin' hash," but this is ridiculous. On the other hand, a Johnny D parody with no sex references? Now that is ridiculous. Aristophanes is ridiculous.
Johnny, you been hanging out with Alvin again?
Thanks dudes and dudesses!
Dee: Wait a minute...I thought...this IS my job!
Adagio: What do you mean "today"? EVERY DAY! EVERY DAY!!!! ;-D
Ashkicksass: Yeah....EXPENSIVE brownies!
Leo: Yes, I did it again, twice in the same week, in fact!
JB: Ah-ha, holding onto 1 oz. as a "carrying charge", are we, hmmm?
Cookie-man: Doob? DOOB? Doob's not here.
MP: What do you mean, no sex references? Better look more closely, bub.
Merry: Only virtually, my dear hobbit, only virtually.... heh heh heh.... ;-)
Dee: Wait a minute...I thought...this IS my job!
Adagio: What do you mean "today"? EVERY DAY! EVERY DAY!!!! ;-D
Ashkicksass: Yeah....EXPENSIVE brownies!
Leo: Yes, I did it again, twice in the same week, in fact!
JB: Ah-ha, holding onto 1 oz. as a "carrying charge", are we, hmmm?
Cookie-man: Doob? DOOB? Doob's not here.
MP: What do you mean, no sex references? Better look more closely, bub.
Merry: Only virtually, my dear hobbit, only virtually.... heh heh heh.... ;-)
i actually got a little buzz reading this...i'm glad you saw the jelly beans and elephants, too...i thought i was going crazy.......5s
Johnny D - Duuuuddeeee!!! - This was even loonier than my "Lookin' Out My Back Door" parody. 5's
Thanks Alvin, and thanks, Paul!
Trippin'! All 5's. I'll have some of the brownies, man!
Heh heh, thanks, Lady Luck Moony!
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