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Song Parodies -> "Norse Fan"
Original Song Title:
"Starman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
David Bowie
Parody Song Title:
"Norse Fan"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
David Bowie was hit in the eye by a lollipop thrown by a fan at the Norwegian Wood Festival in Oslo, Norway, on this past Friday, June 18th ...... here's the story ...... http://www.cnn.com/2004/SHOWBIZ/Music/06/22/people.david.bowie.ap/index.html
It was concert time, it was, in Norway's Oslo, oh
I stepped up to my micropho-o-one
I started layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul, oh yeah
Then an object did seem to fly my way
Came up like a mis-sile on a wave of ha-ha-haze
And then it hit me right smack in my cosmic eye
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Seemed like she'd come to beat us,
Did she think the show was vile?
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Friends told her not to throw it,
But she throws it with a smile!
She hit me,
With a lollipop, and,
Made the concert stop, and,
Gave my bad eye a noogie!
I doubled-over and I grabbed at my eye, oh, oh!
Hey, that smarts, ow! They all heard me cry, oh, oh!
Which of you threw that must have a brain full of number two!
Looked out at the crowd but the light's too bri-i-ight
If I can find her she may land in jail to-night
Stupid show-stoppa, oh I'll get you locked up, that's right!
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Seemed like she'd come to beat us,
Did she think the show was vile?
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Friends told her not to throw it,
But she throws it with a smile!
She hit me,
With a lollipop, and,
Made the concert stop, and,
Gave my bad eye a noogie!
Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Seemed like she'd come to beat us,
Did she think the show was vile?
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Friends told her not to throw it,
But she throws it with a smile!
She hit me,
With a lollipop, and,
Made the concert stop, and,
Gave my bad eye a noogie!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
I stepped up to my micropho-o-one
I started layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul, oh yeah
Then an object did seem to fly my way
Came up like a mis-sile on a wave of ha-ha-haze
And then it hit me right smack in my cosmic eye
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Seemed like she'd come to beat us,
Did she think the show was vile?
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Friends told her not to throw it,
But she throws it with a smile!
She hit me,
With a lollipop, and,
Made the concert stop, and,
Gave my bad eye a noogie!
I doubled-over and I grabbed at my eye, oh, oh!
Hey, that smarts, ow! They all heard me cry, oh, oh!
Which of you threw that must have a brain full of number two!
Looked out at the crowd but the light's too bri-i-ight
If I can find her she may land in jail to-night
Stupid show-stoppa, oh I'll get you locked up, that's right!
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Seemed like she'd come to beat us,
Did she think the show was vile?
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Friends told her not to throw it,
But she throws it with a smile!
She hit me,
With a lollipop, and,
Made the concert stop, and,
Gave my bad eye a noogie!
Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Seemed like she'd come to beat us,
Did she think the show was vile?
Stupid Norse Fan hit me in the eye!
Friends told her not to throw it,
But she throws it with a smile!
She hit me,
With a lollipop, and,
Made the concert stop, and,
Gave my bad eye a noogie!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
Lollipop, ow! Lollipop, ow!
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The following Amazon page has a link to a free audio sample of "Starman". When you paste the following URL into your browser, try it - if it doesn't work, then a bogus " - " hyphen character was probably introduced into the URL by Amiright's comment-software. Remove it and then try accessing the fixed URL, and it should take you to that Amazon page. If that doesn't work, search on Google for: starman bowie sample listen amazon
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000009RNM/102-7827466-4354547?v=glance
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000009RNM/102-7827466-4354547?v=glance
The 'bridge' part of the chorus was hilarious! :-D
Good job... lol
Thanks, Merry and MrMacphisto.
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