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Song Parodies -> "Chancres Away!"
Original Song Title:
"Anchors Aweigh!"
Original Performer:
Navy Fight Song / George D. Lottman
Parody Song Title:
"Chancres Away!"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
A "chancre" (pronounced "shanker") is a sore symptomatic of syphilis.
Ho, sailors!
Shore-leave time!
Drink bottles dry!
Take your pen-i-cil-lin
So vicious clap
Steers shy-y-y-y!
Roll on the Trojans, boys!
Chancres away!
Nail one for victory,
And drink yourself
Drunk as a skunk,
Hooray!
Chancres away,
My boys!
Chancres away!
Farewell
To syphilis
We all wear
Latex
Pro-phy-lac-tics
Through
Our last night on shore,
Whore,
Drink,
And roam!
March through
That sickbay door -
Show Doc-tor your
Shore-leave-beleaguered
Bone!
Shore-leave time!
Drink bottles dry!
Take your pen-i-cil-lin
So vicious clap
Steers shy-y-y-y!
Roll on the Trojans, boys!
Chancres away!
Nail one for victory,
And drink yourself
Drunk as a skunk,
Hooray!
Chancres away,
My boys!
Chancres away!
Farewell
To syphilis
We all wear
Latex
Pro-phy-lac-tics
Through
Our last night on shore,
Whore,
Drink,
And roam!
March through
That sickbay door -
Show Doc-tor your
Shore-leave-beleaguered
Bone!
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Arrrrrg matey, don't want ye be bringin' them chancrous sores aboard me vessel. Make shore ye wrap 'em tight and batten 'em down but good.
DKTOS but yeh've erned yer keep on the open sea, says I. You did at least one other sea-fairing song that I enjoyed very much. Let me know if there is a sample on-line.
Thanks Guy, and thanks, 2nz! ARRRHH !!
Here's a MIDI file of music for "Anchors Aweigh!" .... the MIDI's melody is almost hidden by the electronic "tuba" sound, but if you listen carefully you can hear the melody:
http://www.niceflag.com/midi/patriot/anchorsaway.mid
Here's a MIDI file of music for "Anchors Aweigh!" .... the MIDI's melody is almost hidden by the electronic "tuba" sound, but if you listen carefully you can hear the melody:
http://www.niceflag.com/midi/patriot/anchorsaway.mid
"Anchors Aweigh!" free audio sample by a marching band - much better than the "MIDI" file:
http://www.musiciansdfw.org/afm_bands/marching/anchorsaweigh.mp3
http://www.musiciansdfw.org/afm_bands/marching/anchorsaweigh.mp3
Good! 5's
Thanks, Adagio!
I be a forgetful cyborg, that be fer sure. But I don't want ya to get sore, so here's me comment. Good job here. The more I read your recent work, the more I wonder if you even own pants.
Great job!
Thanks, 2nz and Jack!
And 2nz - why yes, of course I own pants.
And 2nz - why yes, of course I own pants.
Really, you don't seem to be wearing any when you get your inspirations lately: 'Another Kick in the Balls' 'Chancres Away' 'Creamed Beaver' 'Gung-Ho for the Bung Hole' 'Habanero' 'I Wanna Probe Your Gland' 'Inflatable Woman' 'My Keister's Sore' 'Stacked Plastic Woman' and my personal favorite 'I Choked the Sheriff'. And that's just from the first month and a half of 2004. But hey, maybe it's just me... :cp
That comma after 'Really' should be a question mark, for the sake of being anal about my below-the-belt point.
2nz, I assure you, when I work at my computer in the privacy of my home, I am attired appropriately for someone who cannot be seen by anybody but his wife.
As for your personal wish to be anal about your below-the-belt point, that's fine for you, butt it's TMI for me, yeeee-HAW !! ;-D
Q: Who was the butt of Caesar's jokes in Ancient Rome?
A: His court jester, Gluteus Maximus.
As for your personal wish to be anal about your below-the-belt point, that's fine for you, butt it's TMI for me, yeeee-HAW !! ;-D
Q: Who was the butt of Caesar's jokes in Ancient Rome?
A: His court jester, Gluteus Maximus.
When was this version recorded ? My father learened it in the ww2 Navy ,when Penicillin was reserved for serious infections.
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