Song Parodies -> Smoke Gets In Your Eyes

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

Original Performer:

The Platters

  
Parody Song Title:

"Smoke Gets In Your Eyes"

Parody Written by:

Johnny D

A visit to the dermatologist.
They,
asked me how I knew,
my mole's days were through...

I, I-I-I-IIIIIIIII,

I, of course, replied,
something stings when high...
...voltage is applied...


They,
said someday you'll find,
scars where moles were mined...

Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhh!

When your wart's on fire,
you must realize...
...smoke gets in your eyes...


So I gasped "(A)hem" when a smelly gas
that stinks rose a-bove ... my ... mole ...

Yes, today ... my mole was burned away ...
I am without ... my ... mole ...


Now,
mole and spark collide,
acrid flesh is dried...

OWWWW-EEE-YOWWWW!!!

So I smile and say,
When an ugly thing fries...
...smoke gets in your eyes...

...smoke gets in your eyes...

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alvin - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
i love the smell of burning mole in the morning...smells like victory...and 5s....love the odd concept
2Eagle - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
When your wart's on fire - LOL.
lilLASERcakes - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir J, hope your feeling better today; funny subject, but so true !
MasonR - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Been there, done that. As my doctor was removing my wart, I smelled something funny. "Is someone having chicken for lunch?" I asked him. "No," he said. "You are smelling your skin being burned off."
AFW - October 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny idea and great job
Johnny D - October 30, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, 2Eagle, lilLASERcakes, MasonR, and AFW.

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