Song Parodies -> Smoke Gets In Your Eyes
| Original Song Title: | "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" |
| Original Performer: | The Platters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Smoke Gets In Your Eyes" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny D |
A visit to the dermatologist.
They,
asked me how I knew,
my mole's days were through...
I, I-I-I-IIIIIIIII,
I, of course, replied,
something stings when high...
...voltage is applied...
They,
said someday you'll find,
scars where moles were mined...
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhh!
When your wart's on fire,
you must realize...
...smoke gets in your eyes...
So I gasped "(A)hem" when a smelly gas
that stinks rose a-bove ... my ... mole ...
Yes, today ... my mole was burned away ...
I am without ... my ... mole ...
Now,
mole and spark collide,
acrid flesh is dried...
OWWWW-EEE-YOWWWW!!!
So I smile and say,
When an ugly thing fries...
...smoke gets in your eyes...
...smoke gets in your eyes...
asked me how I knew,
my mole's days were through...
I, I-I-I-IIIIIIIII,
I, of course, replied,
something stings when high...
...voltage is applied...
They,
said someday you'll find,
scars where moles were mined...
Oh, Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhh!
When your wart's on fire,
you must realize...
...smoke gets in your eyes...
So I gasped "(A)hem" when a smelly gas
that stinks rose a-bove ... my ... mole ...
Yes, today ... my mole was burned away ...
I am without ... my ... mole ...
Now,
mole and spark collide,
acrid flesh is dried...
OWWWW-EEE-YOWWWW!!!
So I smile and say,
When an ugly thing fries...
...smoke gets in your eyes...
...smoke gets in your eyes...
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i love the smell of burning mole in the morning...smells like victory...and 5s....love the odd concept
When your wart's on fire - LOL.
Sir J, hope your feeling better today; funny subject, but so true !
Been there, done that. As my doctor was removing my wart, I smelled something funny. "Is someone having chicken for lunch?" I asked him. "No," he said. "You are smelling your skin being burned off."
Funny idea and great job
Thanks, alvin, 2Eagle, lilLASERcakes, MasonR, and AFW.
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