A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my brain is bakin'

(Now) I'm seein'
Pirhanas
'lucinatin', mama

(An') Me cargo
Of weed-o
Ooo it weighs a kilo
Jamaican

Off the Florida Keys
There's a place called Smokobone
That's where we burnouts go
To get away with it all

Phillies in our hands
Tapping out our ashes on the sand
We'll be falling o-ver
'Cause we're far too stoned to even stand
Down in Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my brain is bakin'

(Now) I'm seein'
Osama
And Miss Kitty, mama

(An') Me cargo
Of weed-o
Ooo it weighs a kilo

Ooo I wanna take you down to Smokobone
We'll roll one fast
And then we'll bake it slow
That's where our minds we'll blow
Way down in Smokobone

Oh T-H-C, that sin-se-milla's sweet

We'll take L-S-D
And we'll pervert our chemistry
Get real high and defy the planet's force of gravity

Coca-spoon delight
Snort pails of toot at night
That bloodshot look in your eye
Give weed to tropical cops you buy
Pay down in Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my brain is bakin'

(But) I'm seein'
The bumma
J-Lo pretty mumma

(Oh) Her cargo
So sweet-o
Ooo it wears a Speedo

Ooo I wanna take you down to Smokobone
We'll roll one fast
And then we'll bake it slow
Watch how stu-pid we grow
Way down in Smokobone

Snort an' rinse, my nose so sore I wince

Every stoner knows
A little place like Smokobone
Now if you wanna go
An' get baked an' have a ball
Go down to Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my wind is breakin'

(Now) I'm peein'
Urahna
It ain't pretty, mama

(An') Me blowhole
It bleed-o
Ooo too many kilos

Ooo I wanna take you down to Smokobone
The sea breeze there
Will blow away the smoke
That's where we snort n' toke
Way down in Smokobone

A tube o'
Jamaican
Ooo my head is achin'

(Now) I'm coughin'
An' sneezin'
Too much dope, I'm wheezin'

(An') Me butthole
It burn-o
Sat on jellyfish-o

Ooo I'm gettin' the hell out of Smokobone
My brain is fried
And my toenails are stoned
I think I want to live
That's why I'm goin' home