'Tis a gift,
To be nerdy

'Tis a gift,
To be geek

'Tis a gift,
To gab
With other Klingon freaks

And when
We find ourselves
In the place
Just right

It will be
In the basement
Away
From the light

When
True
Nerdicity is gained

To pick nose in public will not give us shame

To learn, tri-via's our delight

'Cause we're nerdy,
Nerdy,
And have no life



'Tis a gift,
To be pimpled

'Tis a gift,
To have cheese

'Tis a gift,
To squeeze
Down zits sebaceously

And when
We find white cells
Squirting out
In flight

They will ping
On the bath-room
Mir-ror just right

When
True
Pimplicity is drained

To pop them again, we must wait 'til they've gained

A new, new, supply of cells white

Then by squeezing,
Squeezing,
They lunge out right



'Tis a gift,
Narcissism

'Tis a gift,
To be me

'Tis a gift,
To know
I'm brilliant and sexy

And when
I find myself
In the place
Just right

It will be
Mount Olympus
'Cause I'm so god-like

When
True
Narcissity is gained

I'll bow and I'll bend when I think of my name

To gaze, gaze, at me gets me high

So amazing,
Gazing ---
--- I love my thighs



'Tis a gift,
To be sleazy

'Tis a gift,
To be slime

'Tis a gift,
To swindle
Suckers all the time

And when
I find a schlub
Who does not
Look bright

They will give
Me their money
With love and delight

When
True
Sleazicity is gained

I'll con stupid men who do not have a brain

I'll sleaze, all, their bucks in one night

Then I'll flee
To Rio
On the next flight



'Tis a gift,
To write wacky
Songs we call
Parodies

'Tis a gift,
To waste time
So creatively

And when
The song is done
And is paced
Just right

It will be
On the billboard
We call Amiright

When
Pa-rodicity is gained

The songs
That we rend
Will never sound the same

To mock, wreck, and spoof's our delight

So keep turning,
Turning
Them songs to shite!