John's a guy who'll write 'til he drops
Writes a bag of new tunes pulling out all the stops
Chucky G at the break of dawn
Will one by one, post each song
Packets race, straining the software
Flash the message, pulling out hair!
Posting all together here ---
99 J.B. tunes appear!

99 J.B. tunes,
Posting all together now!
Holy hell, that's quite a schtick!
Is something wrong, is J.B. sick?
The more-machine gets in gear
Opens up one eager ear
Focusing on something here
When 99 J.B. tunes appear

99 Obsession Street
99 musical treats
From Barry, Barry, Moe and Larry!
Tranquilize and gurney-carry!
This is why we challenge him,
Twist his wit boys, limb from limb!
The readers all sit back and cheer
As 99 J.B. tunes appear

99!
Yikes!
All beware,
Of super-high-tech dreck-writers!
Everyone's a super-weirdo!
Everyone's a Spaff-Dot-Com!
With orders to relyricize,
To satirize and parodize!
Posting here on AmIRight
As 99 J.B. tunes take flight

99 dreams J.B. had,
And every one's a super tune!
It's all over and he's sitting pretty
Grins his lusting for a ditty
John Barry gave us all a scare,
Just to prove he'd take a dare!
So here is this J.D. hymn ---
I challenged him --- he made it there!