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Song Parodies -> "The Amiright Community Rhapsody of Rhapsodies"

Original Song Title:

"Bohemian Rhapsody"

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Original Performer:

"The Amiright Community Rhapsody of Rhapsodies"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The "Bottom Comments" box below this parody gives full credit to every Amiright author whose own Bohemian Rhapsody parody has been excerpted and included in this tribute to all Amiright Bohemian-Rhapsody-parody-writers. There are 70 parodies of Bohemian Rhapsody on Amiright, not including this one, and I wanted to pay tribute to as many of the authors of those 70 hilarious parodies as I could...so here's "The Amiright Community Rhapsody of Rhapsodies" :

Is that a weasel?
Is it a chimpanzee?
It's grilled and not fried
Living with this fraternity

Big, bulgy eyes
They took all my stuff from me

I'm a Danish Prince
Majored in chemistry
Mix in some sauce of plum, peas of snow
Blowing chunks, heaving-ho
Any day my brain goes
Up my skirt of leather through me,
Through me...

Heston...Just killed an ape
Put a nun into my head
Now the Monkies are all dead

Yippee, just got past disc 1
And now Jed's gun has blown Jed's balls away

Marge, oooo...
You made Bart and Maggie cry
They took my food and left me here with sorrow
This has gone, on too long, and my ass is getting fatter

Too much, my brain is dead
My liver's not so fine
Rectum Aching All the Time
Goodbye ev'rybody - Nantucket blows
Gotta leave you all behind, and make me puke

Vader, ooooooo
I just want more fries
I sometimes wish I'd never bought coke at all

I slapped the weasel then the weasel lunged at me
Got a leak, blew a seal, is this a lemon Durango?
Lysosomes they might be! Very, very fright'ning me!

Bal-e-boa (Eat the mango!)
Menelaus (Gawwiweo)
Cannot play-o, And Old Crow, No drinkin' yo!

I'm just a drag queen nobody loves me
He's just a poor squid, from a weird family
Get it inside then let's have a party

Trojans pull, Trojans go - in the horse will go
VANILLA! OH! AND INSTANT ESPRESSO - Here we go!
He's killah, Man this chef steals the show (Steals the show!)
Miss Miller! We will not wet you go - wet him go
Now I love them so! (kill them both!)
Where'd that weasel go? (where'd it go?!)
Never make a clone, ah oh oh - No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Like diarrhea, diarrhea, diarrhea, how they blow
C-3PO has a rebel put aside for meeeee, for meeeeee, for
MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

So you think that Stallone is a dim-witted guy?
I have heard better singing skills come from a MIME!
Yo crazy! Just write parodies babies!
I'll bite it right off - I'll bite it right off of you here!

Grease don't really splatter
Use the Force to see
But no one steals my pizza
Of Bohemian Rhapsody

I now have got nine toes....

("The Prince Of Weasels" Parody by bubblegum_superstar)("Mongolian Barbecue" Parody by Guy DiRito)("Simpsonian Rhapsody" Parody by Chris Bodily TM)("Sick of Bohemian Rhapsody" Parody by Johnny D)("Bulimian Rhapsody" Parody by Malcolm Higgins)("Biology Rhapsody" Parody by Peter (the Reader))("Shakespearian Rhapsody" Parody by Johnny D)("Freshman Rhapsody" Parody by Syncronos)("Hermaphrodite Rhapsody" Parody by Malcolm Higgins)("Bo's" Parody by Chris Bodily TM)("Chalupian Rhapsody ( September Chalupa Awards)" Parody by Wild Man)("Final Rhaptasy" Parody by Chuckobo)("Las Vegas Rivalry" Parody by Johnny D)("Cocaine Rhapsody" Parody by Cameron)("I Got A Bum Rapsody" Parody by Guy DiRito)("Curry Rhapsody" Parody by Miss Terry)("Nantucket Rhapsody" Parody by Chris Bodily TM)("Imperial Rhapsody" Parody by Patrick H. Mines)("Boho's so fat -sady" Parody by meNme)("New Car Smellody" Parody by Adagio and Guy DiRito)("Yo Adrian Rhapsody" Parody by Claude Prez)("Space Alien Rhapsody" Parody by Johnny D)("Homerian Rhapsody" Parody by Phil Alexander)("Elmer Fudian Wapsody" Parody by Ol' John Brown)("New York Mets-ian Rhapsody" Parody by Michael Florio)("Spongebobian Rhapsody" Parody by Jimmy J.)("Neimanian Recipe" Parody by Spaff.com)("Gollum's Rhapsody" Parody by Johnny D)("DiTech Dot Comedy" Parody by Adagio and Guy DiRito)("Lavigne-ian Rhapsody" Parody by lebeiW15)

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Claude Prez - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow. Very creative and very well done.

Adagio - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I really liked it, esp. how you gave credit in the parody without naming names...tell me...you sit up all night thinking of this stuff, right? :D 5's

Diva - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Darn it! You posted this, before I could complete my composition! Maybe, I'll just post it here:
Just Kidding.....=)

Adagio - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnny..you have a message on the messageboard. :)

Diva - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I was working on one , but I think I'll wait until after Christmas to post it. =)

Guy - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow JD, what an original idea for parody. It was like one of those TV shows that have the best of... I saw a few of my lines in there and some from Pat and my duets. Pat and I had a lot of fun writing those two. Thanks from us both for taking the time to give us and everyone else tribute. There has been some really great BR parodies out here and all the ones you used in this one I think all deserved tribute. This wasa a nice original idea. Well done.

Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I think you missed one. But then, nothing really matters. Nothing really matters but... cookie!

Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you very much, Guy. And thank you too, Michael "Cookie Monster" Pacholek" !

Adagio - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Johnny...your comment..:D 'Adagio - awww gee, you figured out my secret ! To paraphrase Elton John's song "Crocodile Rock" - Long nights typing on my parody screen Dreaming of some levity to make 'em scream' Lots of nights my own family says ' You still up?' hehe. Sorry about the multiple messages...computer made me do it. lol

AussieBullDog - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Great work, Johnny! I guess I haven't checked out very many of the 'Bohemian Rhapsody' parodies here yet, because this barely made any sense to me, but I was still highly amused by it. Fives, mate.

Johnny D - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, AussieBullDog !

Chuckobo - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Well done Johnny. I am glad that you have gone past Disc 1... ;) 5's all the way!

Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you very much, Chuckobo !

Spaff.com - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

This must have taken you for-frickin-ever to write. Beelzebub has a juicy number five for thee.

Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Spaff ! It took some careful excerpting, editing, and shuffling, but it was fun to do. Thank the Beelzenator for me !

Johnny D - December 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Claude, Adagio, and Diva! ;-D

Jude Rodamer - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment

5-5-5!! WOW!! An incredible piece of work. It must have taken some time just to look over all the songs and pick the lines for this. I commend you.

Johnny D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jude!

David Chrenko - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Wow! I found it all very confusing until I got to the final line - then all became clear. But no matter. I've waded through practically all the Bohemian Rhaps here at Am I Right, and have yet to find one that I don't enjoy more than the original. It may be the most parody-worthy song ever recorded. Most excellent compilation, Johnny. Take 5.

Johnny D - December 27, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you, David !

Anny - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Carry on, carry on, writing more BR parodies :D Good job!

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