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Song Parodies -> "Grafts Here In The Brain"

Original Song Title:

"Laughter In The Rain"

Original Performer:

Neil Sedaka

Parody Song Title:

"Grafts Here In The Brain"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Frankenstein and Igor doin' their thing...
Strolling along graveyard rows with my Igor
We find a brain, it's still fresh and warm
With Igor's new shovel, we dig it up quick
I feel a shiver run up my spine
I feel the warmth of that brainy slime...

Oooo, I spear grafts here in the brain
Locking gland to gland with my rubber glove
Oooo, how I love the brainy gray
And the slimy way it feels inside

After a while we hear thunder coming
Igor grabs chains and begins lifting
There with our monster exposed to lightning
Igor, he screams, and I close my eyes
It comes to life under stormy skies...

Oooo, I spear grafts here in the brain
Locking gland to gland with my rubber glove
Oooo, how I love the brainy gray
And the slimy way it feels inside

( instrumental )

I feel the warmth of my monster's smile...

Oooo, I hear laughter as that brain's
Talking man to man with Igor above
Oooo, how I love the rainy days
And the lightning bolts flashing so bright

Oooo, I spear grafts here in the brain
Locking gland to gland with my rubber glove
Oooo, how I love the brainy gray
And the slimy way it feels inside

( repeat and fade, mwaahahahahahaaaaa )

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Peregrin - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
That was good and different!
Guy - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
JD, you nailed it. Great internal rhyme. Nice fresh idea. Would have been great for Halloween.
Johnny D - November 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Peregrin and Guy.
Diva - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
This was very good!
Don Zimmer - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I didn't like it.
Michael Pacholek - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Well, I sure did!
Johnny D - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Diva and Michael.

Four people (Peregrin, Guy, Diva, and Michael) have posted comments on this parody saying that they liked it, yet, only 3 votes have been cast....okay folks, which one of you good people forgot to hang your chad? ;-D
Adagio - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it too. but just now cast my vote......you are in some special mood tonight with your comments and off the wall parodies aren't you? :D 5's
Johnny D - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you, Adagio. I'm just blowing off steam and stress from both the holiday rush and also from a big push at work to get some software shipped by mid-December...parody writing, reading, and commenting is a wonderful diversion - as we all know!
Paul Robinson - March 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny-D-enstein: I like the read, but am DKTOD on this Neil Sedaka original.
alvin rhodes - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with...5s
Johnny D - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Alvin!

Paul Robinson .... thanks for comin' by - if you wish, you can check out the free audio sample of the original song (Laughter In The Rain) located about half-way down on the following Amazon web page:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000014V5/103­-1575456-3741455?v=glance

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