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Song Parodies -> "Up Botox Again"
Original Song Title:
"Up Around The Bend"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Up Botox Again"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
There's a face on my head that I'm showin'
But it's fat as a Cheese-Whiz pie
Doctor, flay scum away if it's growin'
Leave my thick red lips behind
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Oooo!
String a strong grand ol' smile that I can show
I'll forget I thought frownin's cool
Stitch some hide to the end of my smile-way
Then turn me on like a fool
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Oooo!
You can ponder perpetual lotion
Fix your smile with some crystal meth
Or instead you can try bo-tox-ation
It will make you cry "OH YETH!"
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Yeah!
Oooo!
Catch your hide that botox paralyzes
Wrinkled pleats by your big red jowls
There's a face on your head you're now showin'
That no longer, no longer scowls
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Yeah!
But it's fat as a Cheese-Whiz pie
Doctor, flay scum away if it's growin'
Leave my thick red lips behind
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Oooo!
String a strong grand ol' smile that I can show
I'll forget I thought frownin's cool
Stitch some hide to the end of my smile-way
Then turn me on like a fool
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Oooo!
You can ponder perpetual lotion
Fix your smile with some crystal meth
Or instead you can try bo-tox-ation
It will make you cry "OH YETH!"
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Yeah!
Oooo!
Catch your hide that botox paralyzes
Wrinkled pleats by your big red jowls
There's a face on your head you're now showin'
That no longer, no longer scowls
Come on, start pryin' skin
We're shootin' up bo-tox again
Yeah!
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Good one, Johnny. 5's
Just the thought of botox for some reason makes me cringe...eeek......but I AM a fan of this FABulous parody, Johnny...=) 5s...
hehehehehehehehhe! Great job. 5s of course.
Oh yeth, indeed!! Thith wuv gate!! 5s, bo!
I think I am going to shoot this parody up with 555! Great job Johnny!
Yeth! Bodaciously botoxical and topical.
Thank you all, Adagio, Arwen, lebeiw15, Rod, Cookie-man, and JB! ;-D
best one i've read today...and i've been catching up so i've read quite a few...this is a real classic...too funny
Thank you, alvin.
"Thith rrody ith uh grit unn!!!!" Sorry, the botox is acting up again
(ABC-U) 555 erased wrinkles. Big red jowls indeed. LOL
(ABC3) Never woulda thunk botox would be the subject used for this OS. Well done.
(ABC3-U) Er...how come when I Wikipedia'd 'Botox' I came up with botulism poisoning? I'm guessing you mean a kind of pain-killer. In that case, AWESOME!!
Well, what else do you do when you're 60 and people don't care that you can't sing anymore because you're still better than any of the new bands?
(ABC3-U) "It will make you cry 'OH YETH!'", lol. Great matches to TOS as usual, Johnny D. 5s. Bobpiecheese, botox is botulism.
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