Song Parodies -> "Pads On Knees"

Original Song Title:

"Take On Me"

Original Performer:

"Pads On Knees"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Proposed theme song for Donald Trump's boardroom butt-kissing un-reality show "The Apprentice".

(uptempo rhythmic instrumental intro)

We're
Ho-ping to stay

If
We
Can get
Trump's O.K.

I'll play the game my way

Today's
A-noth-er
Day
To fight you!

Lying away!

I'll be stabbing your back now, O.K.?

Pads on knees
(PADS ON KNEES!)

Knee-pads on
(PADS ON KNEES!)

Don-ald Trump's

Gonna fire ---
---YOU(-YOU)!

So needless to say

The
Odds
Are best
That it's me
Donald
Will save

Slowly turning
My knife inside you!

Bow down to me!

Think you're better than me?
You'll be sorry!

Pads on knees
(PADS ON KNEES!)

Knee-pads on
(PADS ON KNEES!)

Don-ald Trump's

Gonna fire ---
---YOU(-YOU)!

Oh the things that you say

Has
My knife
Scored you and flayed?

I dirt-i-ly play

Your balls are things I've got to dismember

You're shying away?

I'll be gunning for you anyway!

Psych-o me
(PSYCH-O ME!)

Me psych-o
(PSYCH-O ME!)

Don-ald Trump

Went'n fired ---
--- ME(-ME)!

Load gun me
(LOAD GUN ME!)

Me load gun
(LOAD GUN ME!)

Hey there Trump ---

Gonna fire ---
---YOU(-YOU)!

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Know 1 can hear you dream - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Aha!

Adagio - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Got a music sample, Johnny?

Ravyn Rant - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment

The title made me suspect the song would be something completely different, Johnny. Fives anyway.

Arwen - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm with Ravyn...I opened this with wonder on how you managed to sneak it in...but alas...I was wrong. I've never seen the show, by the way...but this was cute! 5s...

Johnny D - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks K1chyd, Adagio, Ravyn, and Arwen.

Here's an Amazon page with a good sample of "Take On Me"....watch out, you might have to remove a bogus hyphen " - " character that Chucky's comment-software sometimes introduces:

http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B000002L7Y/104-0065068-9564721?v=glance

Adagio - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment

This was cute...nice visuals! 5's

Johnny D - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Adagio!

Serafina - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment

At first I couldn't follow it very well, since you put in so many carriage returns, but I figured it out. I'm voting 5 for pacing, as well as for funny and overall.

Fred - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree, Serafina. Every time I hear the song, the words in each line (of the verses) flow together, so for example, one of the lines would be "Today's another day to fight you." But overall it was good, so I also vote 5-5-5.

Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Serafina and Fred.

Donald Trump - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I'm back and you're fired, Johnny D! Just kidding! Great parody though!

Posse of Two - December 20, 2005 - Report this comment

Hilarious! Not totally up pace, but man! Check my music out: www.soundclick.com/posseoftwo

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