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Song Parodies -> "Junk Food Fighting"
Original Song Title:
"Kung Fu Fighting"
Original Performer:
Carl Douglas
Parody Song Title:
"Junk Food Fighting"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
Ethan Mawyer posted a parody of "Kung Fu Fighting" called "Junk Food Fighting" several months ago. I only just now found Ethan's parody as I was looking up "Kung Fu Fighting" in the Amiright song parody archives --- I did not intend in any way to plagiarize Ethan Mawyer's excellent parody --- I conceived of and wrote my own "Junk Food Fighting" before I found Ethan's earlier version......Ethan, if you're out there, please accept this new version of "Junk Food Fighting" as a tribute to yours which came first....thank you!
(deep male voice singing slow, majestic-sounding opening)
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
(sudden tempo jump)
Everybody was junk-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Kit-Kats sped past like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Those Snickers were a little bit frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
They were thrown with expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
They were throwing M & M's
And Chunky's by the pound
There was choc-o-late up,
There was choc-o-late down
It's a modern Western art,
And every schoolkid knows their part
How to make hysteria,
In the cafeteria!
Everybody was junk-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Twinkies flew by like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
In fact it was a little bit frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
All the kids had expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
There was funky Billy Chin,
And little Sammy Chung
They said, "Here comes the teacher -
HUH! HAH! Let's get it on!"
They took some chow and made a stand,
Started slinging at the man
That teacher slung it back so quick,
Now they're showing their fast-food tricks!
Everybody was junk-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Pop-Tarts were flung like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
The Skittles were especially frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Everybody had expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- whack!
(dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- splat!
(dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- whack!
(dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
"Oh no no NOOOOOOOOOOO" --- SPLAT!
(dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
...Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah...
(sudden tempo jump)
Everybody was junk-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Kit-Kats sped past like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Those Snickers were a little bit frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
They were thrown with expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
They were throwing M & M's
And Chunky's by the pound
There was choc-o-late up,
There was choc-o-late down
It's a modern Western art,
And every schoolkid knows their part
How to make hysteria,
In the cafeteria!
Everybody was junk-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Twinkies flew by like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
In fact it was a little bit frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
All the kids had expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
There was funky Billy Chin,
And little Sammy Chung
They said, "Here comes the teacher -
HUH! HAH! Let's get it on!"
They took some chow and made a stand,
Started slinging at the man
That teacher slung it back so quick,
Now they're showing their fast-food tricks!
Everybody was junk-food fighting
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Pop-Tarts were flung like lightning
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
The Skittles were especially frightening
"HUH!" (dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Everybody had expert timing
"HAH!" (dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- whack!
(dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- splat!
(dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
Whoa whoa whoa whoaaaah --- whack!
(dee-dee-dee-dee dah-dah-dah)
"Oh no no NOOOOOOOOOOO" --- SPLAT!
(dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah, dah-dee-dah)
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Well done JD; and thanks for pointing out Ethan's version, I must've missed it before. They were quite different but both quite good.
See what that demon sugar can do! LOL!
Thanks Claude and WM !
JD, this is whacked. And that's a good thing. Nice song.
Thank you, Guy ! Yup, it's WHACKED all right !
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