(synthesizer instrumental intro)

(guitar & drums join synthesizer)


No more buying girly mags
In them plain brown paper bags
And the morals that we once had now are gone

'Cause the Web has spurred us on
Sit in judgement with your dong
Pick a site, then click your mouse, and you're on

I tip my hat to the porn revolution
Oh man, wow, broad-band is my solution
Right-click, Save-Target-As-what-I-found

Stick up mighty hard and play

Oops, them 'PEGs are GAY!

So I click on "delete" and pray...

I DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!


(brief instrumental)


One day, I had to come
I Googled-up some fun
They were titillating young girls called "Kogals"

All them girls were dressed the same
And they posed unashamed
Japanese girls who weren't wearing much at all

I tip my hat to the porn revolution
Oh man, wow, broad-band is my solution
Right-click, Save-Target-As-what-I-found

Stick up mighty hard and play

Oops, them 'PEGs are GAY!

So I click on "delete" and pray...

I DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN!
No! NO!!


(long instrumental)


I surf so much I'm a carpal-tunnel guy
Now I'm wrappin' up my left hand so tight
I'll wet all my tissues and smile in my mind
'Cause I know that the gratified don't go blind

(brief instrumental)

Ooo, yeah!

(long instrumental)

(guitar riff)

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!

There's something on the screen
Looks kinda different to me
"Farmer Logan's Party Place", my-oh-my!

So I'm clicking on the left
Then I'm clicking on the right
And that giant file downloaded overnight

I tip my hat to the porn revolution
Oh man, wow, broad-band is my solution
Right-click, Save-Target-As-what-I-found

Stick up mighty hard and play

Oops, it's COWS IN HAY!

So I click on "delete" and pray...

I DON'T GET MOOED AGAIN!!!
DON'T GET MOOED AGAIN!
No! NO!!


(very long instrumental)

(synthesizer solo)

(drum riff)

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

(guitar riff)

Meet the new HORSE!

(guitar riff)

Same as the old HORSE!!

(guitar riff)

(instrumental ending)