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Song Parodies -> "X, It Blows"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

James Taylor

Parody Song Title:

"X, It Blows"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

( --- guitar instrumental intro --- )

Play down here?
You need a letter to groove!
Feel the drool running from late-night flames!
Choose your notes,
Weave your mi-i-i-i-ind-less lines,
And re-frains!

Ohhh, X, it blows!
It may sound simple, but just have a go!
Few songs'll start-up with that letter, so ---
--- this'll surely blow now...

AmiRightano got the sleazy eye!
And his keyboard's still quaking, like a blithe liar!
Sleazy scenes he'll beat-up with his rhyme-wrong-choir!

Ohhh, X, it blows!
It's fouler e--ven than skunks stinking gross!
It's hard to use, dude it screws up your muse ---
--- makes every rhyme a ruse...

( --- instrumental --- )

Maybe someday in a funny mauled song,
The jokes that groan won't gauntlet-walk on their own!
"Forget this wrong letter," penned wacky gross bards --- rhymes are hard!

Ohhh, down on X, it blows!
It's never easy in prose I wrote freely, bro!
Ohhh, X, it blows!
Its mess I'll have to show...

Ohhh, X, it blows!
Its clever sleazy grin butts my poor mind to woe!
Ohhh, X, it blows!
My stressed rhymes' laughter grows now!

Talkin' 'bout an X, it blows!
( X, it blows! )
In a clunky song's sound, an X, it blows! ( Ohhh --- )
X, it blows!
( X, it blows! ) Ohhh ---
--- X, it blows!
( X, it blows! ) Ohhh ---
--- X, it blows!
( X, it blows! ) Ohhh ---
--- X, it blows!

( --- repeat to fade --- )

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Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Red Ant - January 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Yes, X does blow. Great rhyming here Johnny D. The only song that comes to mind that starts with an X is Colplay's "X&Y". 5XX
Johnny D - February 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin & Red Ant.
Blue Ant - February 02, 2006 - Report this comment
To my fellow ant: The only other song I can think of whose title starts with X is Olivia Neutron Bomb's "Xanadu" (the title track of a 1980 movie in which she starred). Don't know if you've ever heard OF it or not.

To Johnny D: excellent parody.
Red Ant - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Blue, yeah, I've heard OF that song now that you mention it. Lol on Olivia Neutron Bomb.
Johnny D - February 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Thank you, Blue Ant!
Agrimorfee - February 06, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC) X-asperating!
Blue Ant - February 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Perhaps I should rephrase my February 2nd comment to say that this is an X-cellent parody.
Matthias - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-X) Amirightano... the Mexican parody writers website? Very clever... it's X-tastic!!!
Red Ant - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABC-X) See above.
Stuart McArthur - February 17, 2006 - Report this comment
(ABCX) "Its clever sleazy grin butts my poor mind to woe!" Ha! Crazy stuff if it had been from anyone else, JD - 555
Larry Hensley - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like an interesting country. 555's

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