Song Parodies -> "My Beautiful Baboon"

Original Song Title:

"Up, Up and Away"

Original Performer:

"My Beautiful Baboon"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

(instrumental intro)

Would you like to fight
With my beautiful baboon?

Would you like a bite
From my beautiful baboon?

We could swing along the vines together, she and I

For we can fly! (ooo,
ooo-ooo, ooo, ooo-ooo!)
We can FLY! (OOO,
OOO-OOO-OOO, OOO-OOO OOOOOOOOO!)

Up, up and away,
(with) my beautiful,
my beautiful,
BABOON!

No girl's a nicer ape
than my beautiful baboon

Nowhere can I escape
from my beautiful baboon

She loves grooming groins
and mating on a moonlit night

And she can bite! (ooo,
ooo-ooo, ooo, ooo-ooo!)
She can BITE! (OOO,
OOO-OOO-OOO, OOO-OOO OOOOOOOOO!)

Up, up and away,
(with) my beautiful,
my beautiful,
BABOON!

(brief instrumental break)

Suspended under a jungle canopy

We'll search the trees for a meal to feed us

If by some chance she finds herself grooming me

We'll chew the ticks that bleed us
We'll do the tricks that breed us

Bugs are waiting there
on my beautiful baboon

Munchies in the hair
of my beautiful baboon

If you hold her hand
she'll swing your ass across the sky

For she can fly! (ooo,
ooo-ooo, ooo, ooo-ooo!)
She can FLY! (OOO,
OOO-OOO-OOO, OOO-OOO OOOOOOOOO!)

Up, up and away,
(with) my beautiful,
my beautiful,
BABOON!

UP, UP, AND A-WAY! (OOO, OOO, OOO-OOO-OOOOO!)
UP, UP, AND A-WAY! (OOO, OOO, OOO-OOO-OOOOO!)
UP, UP, AND A-WAY! (OOO, OOO, OOO-OOO-OOOOO!)

(fade)

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Stan Hall - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

NIce job of monkeying around with the OS. :-)

Johnny D - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Stan!

This is my 650th parody! Ooo! Ooo! OOO OOO OOO!!! ;-)

Invisible Boy - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Funny idea, Johnny. Loved the "bleed us/breed us" line.Somehow you've conjured in my mind a picture of two red a**s flying through the air...and that's a good thing ;-)

John Barry - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Hilarious monkeyshines, JD.

alvin - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

delightfully joyous and goofy....congrats on 650

Jack Wilson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

That was awesome and now lets see a Rokcy Racoon baboon parody!

Stan again - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

... to say huge congrats on 650! Meanwhile, I'm hoping no idea droughts or other impedimenta foil my run at the century mark before my 04/09/08 amiright 3rd "month-iversary". :-)

Kristof Robertson - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

I tell ya, JD...the quality of bestiality parodies has sure dropped while you've been away. ;-) This is SO wrong, yet so right. 555+

Guy - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

X rated "Bedtime for Bonzo" Ron would be spinning in his grave over this. Nice to see you back you big ape. And congrats on that DCL mark. Just L more and you will be at DCC. (Darling Chimp Cutie)

Stick around a bit this time JD. I know you are into a lot of other things like appearing on PBS. I'd liked to shid myself when I saw you there. I wish you the best with your performing endeavors. One day I will be able to say "I knew him when". When he first came on amiright and I had to shout him out a few times before the regular writers paid any attention to him. You know stuff like that. Good luck my friend.

littlecupCakes - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

555 for this beastly ditty. Although it is bordering on . . .

2Eagle - March 06, 2008 - Report this comment

Did you get that from "99 Dead Babboons" by Tim Cavenaugh by any chance?

Johnny D - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks Invisible Boy, JB, alvin, Jack, Stan again, KR, Guy (thanks, my friend!), littlecupCakes, and 2Eagle!

Peregrin - March 07, 2008 - Report this comment

JD IS the Apeman! Good stuff.

Johnny D - March 08, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Pippin!

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