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Song Parodies -> "True Dork, True Dork"

Original Song Title:

"New York, New York"

Original Performer:

Liza Minelli / Frank Sinatra

Parody Song Title:

"True Dork, True Dork"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

The original tune "New York, New York" is from a 1977 film starring Liza Minelli, who sang the title song. Frank Sinatra released a version of the song in 1980.
Start spreadin' the news
I'm geekin' today

I'm wearin'
My high-water pants -
True dork,
True dork

I'm wearin' black shoes
With white socks today

My hero's Captain James T. Kirk -
True dork,
True dork

I'm gonna line up for
A Mister Spock autograph
And be among other geeks -
Bosco we'll quaff


These Star Trekkin' blues
Are warping away

I'll eat some SPAM
And fart a bit -
An old true dork!

If I can beam up there
I'll beam up anywhere

Scotty, come through -
True dork,
True dork

( instrumental )

True dork,
True dork

I want to wake up
On the Enterprise Holodeck

And be with
Counselor Troi
Hoping we'd neck
She'd read my mind
Then I'd get decked


What nerdy geek blues?
I'm happy this way!

I'll wear my Star Fleet uniform -
True dork,
True dork!

I'll wear
My greasy hair

And stash
My boogers there

I'm through and through -
True dork,
True dork!

( instrumental )

True dork!


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Rick D - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Quaff/Autograph--Always like finding a rhyme I haven't seen before. Even funnier if you imagine Liza singing this to David Guest
Adagio - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Ewwww.... I'll wear My greasy hair And stash My boogers there Good job!!
Johnny D - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rick and Adagio.
Leah Lockhart - December 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Ah, that explains it. ;-P
Johnny D - December 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Not entirely, Leah - I have impeccable personal hygeine. 8-P Thanks!
Ethan Mawyer - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
i just found this today... not your best but still a pretty good job... anyway the reason i noticed this is because i just submitted a somewhat similar parody to "grease" called "jeez i'm a nerd" it'll be up tomorrow.
Johnny D - January 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Ethan - this one was just a little something I threw together for fun - thanks for taking note of it. I'll look for your "Grease" parody tomorrow.

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