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Song Parodies -> "Big-Balled Wizard"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

Original Performer:

The Who (Soundtrack of 'Tommy')

Parody Song Title:

"Big-Balled Wizard"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Click here to read about Matthias' parody project, "Lord Of The Dance: A Lord Of The Rings Musical". This parody is a contribution to that project.
How I loved when Uncle Bilbo,
Would tell me tales of Smaug!
And how the great Ar-ken-stone,
That dragon Smaug would hog!
But the hero that I most loved,
Wore clothing as gray as fog
That wise, wizened wizard
Sure slays a mean Bal-rog!

He stands like a statue
On The Bridge at Khazad-dum!
Fearless facing thunder,
Fire, death, and doom!
Balrog's blade attacks, but,
His wicked sword's repelled
By force-fields of magic
Cast by the wizard's spells!

He's a Big-Balled Wizard,
His courage knows no bounds!
That Big-Balled Wizard's gray stones don't mess around!

We don't know how he does it ---
--- but we know ---
Gandalf's got the goods!

Ain't got no delusions
Don't heed no Saruman spells
Ain't fooled by no illusions
Truth he always tells
Now the Balrog's comin'
With fire, whip, and more!
His staff hits the bridge hard
Thunder and lightning roar!

The Balrog fell
Over the chasm's rim
But one quick whip-lash pulled
Gandalf after him!

Even as he fell and slid toward
That dark precipice
He gave no thought for himself
And all he said was this ---
"Fly you fools!"
--- and then he vanished ---
(our) eyes, with tears, they clog!
That wise, wizened wizard
Sure slays a mean Bal-rog!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   10

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alvin rhodes - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
one of the best LOTR ring parodies i've seen in here...5s
Agrimorfee - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
You SHALL pass!! 555
Matthias - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well Done, Johnny The Pink
Adagio - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny, this was GREAT!! 5's
Red Ant - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Belated congratulations on 600 parodies Johnny D. KTOS but not LoTR.
Phil Alexander - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll go with what Alvin said - this is extremely good, JD
Michael Pacholek - October 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Another five is in the bag(gins).
Peter Andersson - October 28, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't help to think that my parody (you know which one) somehow inspired you to choose this scene for Matthias project. :-)
Johnny D - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, Agrimorfee, Matthias, Adagio, Red Ant, Philbo, MP, and Peter.
Allicat - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
That is so good. I wish I could think of a parody for this song...
Johnny D - October 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Allicat.
The Thought Police - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I came back here out of retirement just to say-Damn! That was awesome! Three fives for the parody that just made me laugh,three for that which would split my side in half!
Some Guy - November 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Hey, TTP, welcome back! We thought you had left us.
Johnny D - July 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Belated thanks to The Thought Police!
Wanker - January 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I once argued with a childhood friend who swore it was, "deaf, dumb and BLACK kid."

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