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Song Parodies -> "Dracula Eez Thy Love-Ghoul"

Original Song Title:

"La La Means I Love You"

Original Performer:

The Delfonics

Parody Song Title:

"Dracula Eez Thy Love-Ghoul"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Many guys have come to you,
In sun-shine under skys blue,
And you passed them by...
(passed them by)

Now ze sun is soon set-ting,
And ze bright full moon's rising,
Vhy don't you let me try?
(let me try)

You see I vear a diamond ring -
In zis gothic darkness I am king!

Bare thy neck, for -

Thy blood-food...

...'tis time to feed, now...

Thy blood-food...

If I ever saw a girl,
Zat I needed in zis world,
You are ze type for me!
(type for me)

Let me drape you vith my cape,
And thy slender neck I'll rape,
And surely you vill see...
(you vill see)

Ze things zat I'm saying are true -
Type O or A or B, red or blue!

All I know eez -

Thy blood-food... tasty...

...thy love-ghoul...

(instrumental interlude)

Ze things zat I'm saying are true -
Type O or A or B, red or blue -
Both will do!

Listen to me -

Thy blood-food...

...such a tasty thyroid gland, now...

...thy love-ghoul...

...cross over, take my hand, now...


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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John Barry - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Speaking of delicious. Bela, Bram, and I approve.
Jack Wilson - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I ownder how many girls would have dinner with Drac ;) 555!
Johnny D - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, John and Jack.
alvin rhodes - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha means i "five" you
Arwen - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Totally gave me the chills...but in a good way, Johnny...=) Nice work.
Kristof Robertson - March 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Sorry JD, DKTOS...but it was a great read nonetheless....
Johnny D - March 04, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin, Arwen, and Kristof.

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