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Song Parodies -> "We're Evil And Bad"
Original Song Title:
"When I Was A Lad"
Original Performer:
Gilbert and Sullivan
Parody Song Title:
"We're Evil And Bad"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
This is a contribution to Stuart McArthur's project, "The Pirates Who Penstanzas".
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
We're evil and bad and worse than worms
And love to spread our pornographic germs!
We'll sleaze your Windows with our randy roars
And we'll punish you with porno made of pigs and whores!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We'll punish you with porno made of pigs and whores!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
We'll punish you with porno so brazenly
You'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We'll punish you with porno so brazenly
You'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
We scoff at light and play in the dark
And depraved we all post all our lewd remarks
Perverted wits with a smiling leer --
-- and we often scrawl it better after kegs of beer!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We often scrawl it better after kegs of beer!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
We often scrawl it better when drunk, you see,
So bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We often scrawl it better when drunk, you see,
So bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
Perverted wits have gained us some fame
And our art of cruel work we'll soon proclaim
A whoring dollar, and some randy tunes,
Are your crass initiation to our crew of goons!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
Are your crass initiation to our crew of goons!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
That crass initiation made us what we be,
And now we are Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
That crass initiation made us what we be,
And now we are Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
In carnal knowledge I'm superlatively skilled
So they took me in their Submitters-Guild
And when their Submitters-Guild you join
Well, you on-ly think from then on with your groin!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
Well, you on-ly think from then on with your groin!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
But that way of thinking suited me,
And now I'm a Submitter of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
And that way of thinking suited he,
And now he's a Submitter of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
I grew so lewd that I was sent
To attack King Chucky and his Parliament
I'm always jotting down a randy scrawl
And a clever thought I'm thinking is the best of all
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
A clever thought he's thinking is the best of all
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
I thought of battle with the King Chuck-y
He'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
He thought of battle with the King Chuck-y
Who'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
Now lewd-men all, here's cleverness indeed --
Set your font real high, and let your free-thought breed
Let our goal be to fetter with a chain that's lewd
King Chucky, who's a liar and a golden prude!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
King Chucky is a liar and a golden prude!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
Click grossly your mouse, send clever porno please,
And you may slay the pruder ruler King Chuck-y!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
Click grossly our mice, send clever porno please,
And we may slay the pruder ruler King Chuck-y!
We're evil and bad and worse than worms
And love to spread our pornographic germs!
We'll sleaze your Windows with our randy roars
And we'll punish you with porno made of pigs and whores!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We'll punish you with porno made of pigs and whores!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
We'll punish you with porno so brazenly
You'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We'll punish you with porno so brazenly
You'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
We scoff at light and play in the dark
And depraved we all post all our lewd remarks
Perverted wits with a smiling leer --
-- and we often scrawl it better after kegs of beer!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We often scrawl it better after kegs of beer!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
We often scrawl it better when drunk, you see,
So bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
We often scrawl it better when drunk, you see,
So bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
Perverted wits have gained us some fame
And our art of cruel work we'll soon proclaim
A whoring dollar, and some randy tunes,
Are your crass initiation to our crew of goons!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
Are your crass initiation to our crew of goons!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
That crass initiation made us what we be,
And now we are Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
That crass initiation made us what we be,
And now we are Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
In carnal knowledge I'm superlatively skilled
So they took me in their Submitters-Guild
And when their Submitters-Guild you join
Well, you on-ly think from then on with your groin!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
Well, you on-ly think from then on with your groin!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
But that way of thinking suited me,
And now I'm a Submitter of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
And that way of thinking suited he,
And now he's a Submitter of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
I grew so lewd that I was sent
To attack King Chucky and his Parliament
I'm always jotting down a randy scrawl
And a clever thought I'm thinking is the best of all
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
A clever thought he's thinking is the best of all
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
I thought of battle with the King Chuck-y
He'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
He thought of battle with the King Chuck-y
Who'll bow to us Submitters of Pornography!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
Now lewd-men all, here's cleverness indeed --
Set your font real high, and let your free-thought breed
Let our goal be to fetter with a chain that's lewd
King Chucky, who's a liar and a golden prude!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
King Chucky is a liar and a golden prude!
[ Leader of The Lewd Submitters: ]
Click grossly your mouse, send clever porno please,
And you may slay the pruder ruler King Chuck-y!
[ Lewd Submitters: ]
Click grossly our mice, send clever porno please,
And we may slay the pruder ruler King Chuck-y!
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DKTOS but, I'll trust those who will give you 5s later....555
Ya know, I actually first learned this song as the old "Cap'n Crunch" theme.
"Come sing a song of Cap'n Crunch
The sugar-sweet cereal that's fun to munch!
It's great for breakfast or even lunch.
No amount of milk'll make it lose its crunch!
No amount of milk'll make it lose its crunch!
So all ashore that's going ashore.
Get Cap'n Crunch at your groc'ry store!"
Anyway I love this song (in fact, I have a secret desire to play Sir Joseph) and you have nailed it, as usual. You polished up this number so perfectly, that now you are the ruler of all parody! 555
"Come sing a song of Cap'n Crunch
The sugar-sweet cereal that's fun to munch!
It's great for breakfast or even lunch.
No amount of milk'll make it lose its crunch!
No amount of milk'll make it lose its crunch!
So all ashore that's going ashore.
Get Cap'n Crunch at your groc'ry store!"
Anyway I love this song (in fact, I have a secret desire to play Sir Joseph) and you have nailed it, as usual. You polished up this number so perfectly, that now you are the ruler of all parody! 555
one of whom of course being moi - excellent, JD! - 555
This is a whole lot funnier than the last thing I got from New England (that 17-1 disaster last night).
love it..5s
Thanks Rick C, Stray Pooch, Stuart, Michael, and alvin.
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