[ ASHLEY ]
What you don't know about women

[ AMBER ]
(What you don't know about women)

[ BOTH ]
Could fill a shelf of books

[ ASHLEY ]
You are the type of jerk who works
At trying to be clever

[ AMBER ]
But never tries to be a guy
Who'd love a girl forever

[ BOTH ]
You only have to open up your mouth to show

[ ASHLEY ]
What you don't know

[ AMBER ]
(And you don't know)

[ BOTH ]
About women

A woman likes her man to say
That she remains exotic
And that he finds her everyday
Hypnotically erotic

[ ASHLEY ]
It's not enough to know your line
To polish and routine it

[ AMBER ]
(And heaven knows i know your line
The whole routine, i've seen it)

[ BOTH ]
Ya gotta mean it

[ ASHLEY ]
What you don't know about women

[ AMBER ]
(What you don't know about women)

[ BOTH ]
Is what we need to hear

[ ASHLEY ]
A drink or two and in a while
You think you will be scoring

[ AMBER ]
You think if you just wink an' smile
We'll blink and be adoring

[ BOTH ]
And ev'ry hollow compliment and phrase defines

[ ASHLEY ]
And underlines

[ BOTH ]
What you don't know about women

You think what I don't know will not hurt me
But you don't know how often you do

I'm stronger though, now, I'll re-assert me!
I'll tell you why I don't burn for you ---

[ ASHLEY ]
You're immature and self-centered

[ AMBER ]
You're an incurable player

[ ASHLEY ]
You show a lack of compassion

[ AMBER ]
You don't know jack about heartache

[ ASHLEY ]
You never think about feelings

[ AMBER ]
You only wink at commitment

[ ASHLEY ]
You're running low on emotion

[ BOTH ]
What you don't know about women's
Only a drop in the ocean
Next to what you don't know about me
You are in need of
A little enlight'ning
On ladies and love
But you can't see

What you don't know about women
Is fright'ning
And you don't know nothin' about me