Song Parodies -> "Hired Love"

Original Song Title:

"Higher Love"

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Original Performer:

"Hired Love"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Think about it
A lusty hired love
Down in the park
Or ridin' in the cars above

Without it
Cash is a wasted dime
Look inside your pants
I'll look inside mine

Prices so high
Everywhere
In this ho-world
What is fair?

We shop blind
And we pay our fee
Balling behinds
Is what should be

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?

Girls are earning
'Cause we said "Bang us please"
Facing our fear of catching social disease

A burning
When I seek relief
Must've caught someone else's herpes grief

Prices so high
Everywhere
In this ho-world
What is fair?

We shop blind
And we pay our fee
Balling behinds
Is what should be

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

I should
Wear a glove
With a hired love

I will pay for it
I'm not too late for it

Until then
I'll ding my dong
To
Cheer
The night along

Bring it...oh bring it...

I could light the night up
With her holey fire

I could make her buns
My impure desire

Let me feel
Her love come over me

Let me feel
Her on my wood-ee

Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love
Bring me a hired love

Where's that
Hired love
I keep thinking of?

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Jack Wilson - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Pretty good! 555!

Leo Jay - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

How do you guys get away with this stuff?!?!?

Know 1 can hear you dream - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

And they say Love can�t buy you money!

Serafina - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

I think it was okay. I like the original, though.

Johnny D - May 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jack, Leo, K1chyd, and Serafina.

Kristof Robertson - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment

You are really driving close to the edge with this one, Johnny. I think Chucky oughta rething his "No Sexual content" rule...'cause this was 555 brilliant, and obviously slipped thru

Johnny D - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Kristof.

Muzakman - May 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Technically, in a way this song is a synonym for prostitution. No offense,though.

Arwen - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Not sure how I missed this the other day...but it's FABulous!! Great work, Mr. D! (hehehe...now I'm imagining you to look like Mr. Drummond from Diff'rent Strokes...hehehe)

Johnny D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Muzakman, none taken.

Thank you, Arwen, you fabulous Eldar you!

malcolm higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment

obviously Mr Drummond has someone stroke it for him.. 5-5-5

Johnny D - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Malc !

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