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Song Parodies -> "The Moose Ticks Love To Bite"
Original Song Title:
"The Music Of The Night"
Original Performer:
Andrew Lloyd Webber ( From 'The Phantom of the Opera' )
Parody Song Title:
"The Moose Ticks Love To Bite"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
(Natasha: )
Boris, dahhling,
What is it you're scheming ?
Some new way to
Get Bullwinkle screaming ?
(Boris: )
Violently his senses
Will have no more defences -
Helpless to resist my evil's might,
When he becomes the moose ticks love to bite!
Ticks' blood-sucking -
Every moose's worst fear!
Forget chucking
Bowling-ball-shaped bombs, dear!
Just one little spray,
And,
Within less than a day,
My insect-lure shall be Bullwinkle's blight -
For he'll become the moose ticks love to bite!
Close your eyes
And imagine making
That moose scream!
He'll know bites
Like no bites
He's known before!
Let ticks bite
That Bullwinkle
We abhor!
And he'll bleed
As he's never
Bled before
Softly, deftly,
We shall sneak up on him
And then, I shall,
Pour my tick-lure on him
Moose will wake to find
Every tick has lost its mind
In a bloodlust feeding frenzy - what a sight !
He'll scream when he's the moose ticks love to bite!
Let your mind
Start a journey to a
Moose-less world!
All those ticks
Shall consume him
To the core!
At last we shall defeat that moose -
You'll see
Fearless Leader
Will praise you and me
(Natasha: )
"Boris, dahhling,
Kindly watch your step, dear -
Please don't spill that
Insect pheromone here!"
( but - ) Then Boris stumbled,
Glass tick-lure vial he fumbled -
( then - ) It broke and soaked into his skin all night
So now it's Boris who ticks love to bite
(Bullwinkle: )
"Hey Rocky - why is Boris pale and white?"
(Rocky: )
"Looks like he's someone who ticks love to bite..."
Boris, dahhling,
What is it you're scheming ?
Some new way to
Get Bullwinkle screaming ?
(Boris: )
Violently his senses
Will have no more defences -
Helpless to resist my evil's might,
When he becomes the moose ticks love to bite!
Ticks' blood-sucking -
Every moose's worst fear!
Forget chucking
Bowling-ball-shaped bombs, dear!
Just one little spray,
And,
Within less than a day,
My insect-lure shall be Bullwinkle's blight -
For he'll become the moose ticks love to bite!
Close your eyes
And imagine making
That moose scream!
He'll know bites
Like no bites
He's known before!
Let ticks bite
That Bullwinkle
We abhor!
And he'll bleed
As he's never
Bled before
Softly, deftly,
We shall sneak up on him
And then, I shall,
Pour my tick-lure on him
Moose will wake to find
Every tick has lost its mind
In a bloodlust feeding frenzy - what a sight !
He'll scream when he's the moose ticks love to bite!
Let your mind
Start a journey to a
Moose-less world!
All those ticks
Shall consume him
To the core!
At last we shall defeat that moose -
You'll see
Fearless Leader
Will praise you and me
(Natasha: )
"Boris, dahhling,
Kindly watch your step, dear -
Please don't spill that
Insect pheromone here!"
( but - ) Then Boris stumbled,
Glass tick-lure vial he fumbled -
( then - ) It broke and soaked into his skin all night
So now it's Boris who ticks love to bite
(Bullwinkle: )
"Hey Rocky - why is Boris pale and white?"
(Rocky: )
"Looks like he's someone who ticks love to bite..."
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Yes, I love R and B. And you know that's not music. I once parodied an entire episode of the show, complete with commercials and a fractured fairy tale and a Dudley Do-Right. When the R and B Movie came out, there were a few disturbing similarities. Once again, syncronicity.
Never disappointed, Johnny! 5s!
Hehe...cute! I love a parody that tells a story.
Really neat with the music! 5's
Thank you, Rick, Arwen, and Adagio !
Hehehe. I remeber that show. What si that you have against Bullwinkle and not Rocky. I do wish that had put the thing on Bullwinkle though. Just kill that damned moose already. Excuse my french or whatever language Damned comes from.
Thanks, Val R.
UNREAL!!!!! :)
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