Ground Control to Yang Li Wei
Ground Control to Yang Li Wei
Take your ginseng pills and stow your gear away
Ground Control to Yang Li Wei
Commencing countdown, on your way
Check ig-nition, and may Mao's love be with you

This is Ground Control to Yang Li Wei,
You've really made the grade!
And the Party Chairman wants to shake your hand,
But before he can you're going to have to land.

This is Yang Li Wei to Ground Control,
I'm stepping through the door,
An un-scheduled space-walk feels just right today,
'Cause my capsule's cramped and full of bad Feng-Shui

For here...am I floating in a tin can,
Far above the world
Below is The Great Wall, and it's looking very small

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling rather ill
'Cause I think I ate a bit too much lo mein
Now I have a most uncomfortable gas pain

Ground Control to Yang Li Wei
Your air's gone bad, too much methane,
Can you hear me Yang Li Wei?
Can you hear me Yang Li Wei?
Can you hear me Yang Li Wei?
Can you...

Here, am I farting round my tin can,
Far above the world
Wishing for Bean-o, as around the earth I go