There's "Chow Mein" and "Clogged Drains"
And we cannot forget:
"Cobain"

For your lunchtime today
Have a "Cookie" and play:
"Croquet"

So ma-ny
Parodies
Of EC's
"Cocaine"


There's ver-sion Number One
'bout that dictator bum,
"Hussein"

And then there's Number Two
'bout that dictator, too:
"Hussein"

Number One
Number Two
He's such poo:
"Hussein"


If you're losing your hair
There's 5 writers who care:
"Rogaine"

If you're cookin' with gas
Or just tootin' your ass:
"Methane"

So ma-ny
Parodies
Of EC's
"Cocaine"


If you want to buy art
Fill up your shop-ping cart:
"Kinkade"

If you're out playing darts
With the other old farts:
"Old Age"

Die Hard II
Bad guys blew-
-up due to:
"McClane"


If your head feels like glue
And you're all stuffed-up too:
"Flonase"

If road rage gets you down
Cuss with something that sounds:
"Profane"

So ma-ny
Parodies
Of EC's
"Cocaine"


William Tong wrote two songs
He wrote one about John:
"McCain"

In Will's other sly razz
He claims that Dub-ya has:
"No Brain"

William Tong's
Liberal songs
Give Mal-colm:
"Migraines"


From Lon-don to Sydney,
From the Florida Keys,
To Maine

If you write parodies
Hop on board Chucky G's
Cool train

And then see
If you can
Parody:

"Cocaine" !