I was looking for a lady
Who thought that Frodo's the man

And had worn-out collections
Of MARVEL's Spiderman

So while I was nose-picking
I surfed a lonely-hearts site

And in its personals column
I saw this wonderful sight:

If you like green "enchiladas",
and getting snot in your hair.
If you're hot into Yoda,
if mis-matched plaids you wear.
If you like rolling dice at midnight,
in a "Dune" sci-fi game.
I'm the lady you've looked for,
email me, and let's flame.

I didn't drink another Red Bull
I know that sounds kind of weird

But seeing that nerd-lady,
had made me wanna shave my pa-the-tic beard

So I logged-on that website,
got an account double-quick

And though I'm no Spock or Sarek,
I thought my logic was slick:

Yes, I like green "enchiladas",
and getting snot in my hair.
I'm so much into Yoda,
backwards talk do I dare.
I've got to meet you by live messaging,
my dungeon dragonly dame.
Join me now in the chat room,
where we'll L33T-speak and flame!

So I waited with high hopes
Then she logged-in for me

I blew her smiley-kiss symbols
She blew me virtually

Now she's my own nerdly lady
On our mousepad for two

And she makes me feel proud when
She says "I'm so glad that you --

-- like eating green "enchiladas",
and getting snot in your hair.
And our Star Trek conventions,
and the Spock-ears I wear.
And how you roll my dice at midnight,
as we role-play our game.
You're the dork that I've looked for --
log-in me, and let's flame!"

If you like green "enchiladas",
and getting snot in your hair.
If you're hot into Yoda,
if mis-matched plaids you wear.
If you like rolling dice at midnight,
in a "Dune" sci-fi game.
You're the dork that I've looked for --
log-in me, and let's flame!