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Song Parodies -> "In Moria"
Original Song Title:
"The Warrior"
Original Performer:
Patty Smyth and Scandal
Parody Song Title:
"In Moria"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
You must leave
Riv-en-dell
Fel-low-ship,
We wish you well
Climbing on
The mountains high
In Saruman's
Sa-dis-tic eye
He sent a storm
A bliz-zard
E-vil gift
From the White Wiz--ard
Stum-ble down
To the val-ley
To follow the under-the-mountain-mines
See how their door, in moon-light shines!
Knockin' on the door the Dwarves made --- bang, bang!
Threshold of Moria!
The threshold of Moria!
Speak "Friend" and you'll get in
Into the night...of Moria...of Moria!
It's dark, dark
Too dark to see
Gandalf must use wizardry
Stay with him
He'll guide you right
For danger waits within the night!
( hahh-ohh, hahh-ohh! )
Orcs are hunters,
You're the game!
You hear drum-beats!
You see flame!
At Khazad-dum, a fight you see!
The whip of the Balrog lashes so cruel
(The) Last words of, Gandalf, (are) --- "Fly, you fools!"
Cryin' out in calls of heartache --- "Gan-dalf !!!"
He fell in Moria!
Gandalf fell in Moria!
And thanks to, thanks to him,
You will survive...in Moria...in Moria!
Gandalf, the warrior!
( instrumental )
Wizard with the sword of glory!
(Wizard with the sword of glory!)
In Moria!
Gandalf, the warrior!
Whose sword is called Glamdring!
And thanks to, thanks to him,
You will survive...in Moria...in Moria!
Wizard with the sword of glory --- Glamdring!
Gandalf, the warrior!
He's Gandalf, the warrior!
And victory he'll find!
(Wizard with the sword of glory!)
(In Moria!)
Gandalf, the warrior!
Wizard with the sword of glory --- Glamdring!
Gandalf, the warrior!
Riv-en-dell
Fel-low-ship,
We wish you well
Climbing on
The mountains high
In Saruman's
Sa-dis-tic eye
He sent a storm
A bliz-zard
E-vil gift
From the White Wiz--ard
Stum-ble down
To the val-ley
To follow the under-the-mountain-mines
See how their door, in moon-light shines!
Knockin' on the door the Dwarves made --- bang, bang!
Threshold of Moria!
The threshold of Moria!
Speak "Friend" and you'll get in
Into the night...of Moria...of Moria!
It's dark, dark
Too dark to see
Gandalf must use wizardry
Stay with him
He'll guide you right
For danger waits within the night!
( hahh-ohh, hahh-ohh! )
Orcs are hunters,
You're the game!
You hear drum-beats!
You see flame!
At Khazad-dum, a fight you see!
The whip of the Balrog lashes so cruel
(The) Last words of, Gandalf, (are) --- "Fly, you fools!"
Cryin' out in calls of heartache --- "Gan-dalf !!!"
He fell in Moria!
Gandalf fell in Moria!
And thanks to, thanks to him,
You will survive...in Moria...in Moria!
Gandalf, the warrior!
( instrumental )
Wizard with the sword of glory!
(Wizard with the sword of glory!)
In Moria!
Gandalf, the warrior!
Whose sword is called Glamdring!
And thanks to, thanks to him,
You will survive...in Moria...in Moria!
Wizard with the sword of glory --- Glamdring!
Gandalf, the warrior!
He's Gandalf, the warrior!
And victory he'll find!
(Wizard with the sword of glory!)
(In Moria!)
Gandalf, the warrior!
Wizard with the sword of glory --- Glamdring!
Gandalf, the warrior!
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Don't Know The Original Song ?
"The Warrior" is temporarily available for free listening at the following link:
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"The Warrior" is temporarily available for free listening at the following link:
mysite.verizon.net/vze42dj2/smallworld/id1.html
I never realized this battle took place in Moria, I thought it was more northwestern... 5's
Enjoyed this! I think we have critical mass now - someone should go through all of the LOTR parodies and assemble "LOTR - The Musical"!
Thanks, Tim and Rex. Great idea, Rex --- consider yourself elected to make it so!
nice job...5s
I not only LOVE the OS...but I have missed fabulous LOTR themed parodies like this, Mr. D. I keep thinking that I should try to lay another one down one of these days...but alas...no luck. At least I can count on you to produce quality Middle Earth parodies...Great job!
alvin: Thanks very much!
Arwen: I had a feeling that "The Warrior" might be one of your favorite songs --- it's a strong song by a strong woman --- and strength is one of your most wonderful attributes. Thanks very much, Princess of Rivendell !
Arwen: I had a feeling that "The Warrior" might be one of your favorite songs --- it's a strong song by a strong woman --- and strength is one of your most wonderful attributes. Thanks very much, Princess of Rivendell !
The events that took place in Moria were some of my favorite passages of LOTR. Brilliant parody, JD. 555
Thanks, Rick C.
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