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Song Parodies -> "Dongs 'n Boobs!"
Original Song Title:
"Waterloo"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"Dongs 'n Boobs!"
Parody Written by:
The Comedian
The Lyrics
My, my
How people get hung up on norks and members!
Oh yeah
So I decided to compose this stupid parody
So all of us can just let loose,
And sing about things that we goose!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
All of us humans have one or more!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Play with them too much and they get sore!
( b-boing! b-boing! b-boing! )
Dongs 'n Boobs!
God gave 'em to us so we'd make more!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Fun on a bed or down on the floor!
A-DING-A-DANG-A-DING-A-DONG
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Finally facing our dongs an' boobs!
(brief instrumental)
My, my
How powerful are words - some seem much stronger
Oh yeah
And some describe what's in our pants or hiding in a bra
A man has one member, it's true
But mammary glands come in two's!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Human anatomy is such fun!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Hot dogs are best when they're in the buns!
( b-boing! b-boing! b-boing! )
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Stiffness and softness both have their place!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Each has their own special kind of grace!
A-BOOB-A-DOOB-A-DOOB-A-DOOB
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Finally facing our dongs an' boobs!
A dong's an expandable tube
And mammary glands are called boobs
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Re-production was meant to be fun!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
One or the other's on everyone!
A-BOOB-A-DONG-A-BOOB-A-DONG
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Only a Puritan thinks they're crude!
Woo-oo-oo!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Dong's double-purpose and boobs have food!
SO-WING-YOUR-WANG-AND-DING-YOUR-DONG
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Nature's creation, our dongs 'n boobs!
How people get hung up on norks and members!
Oh yeah
So I decided to compose this stupid parody
So all of us can just let loose,
And sing about things that we goose!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
All of us humans have one or more!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Play with them too much and they get sore!
( b-boing! b-boing! b-boing! )
Dongs 'n Boobs!
God gave 'em to us so we'd make more!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Fun on a bed or down on the floor!
A-DING-A-DANG-A-DING-A-DONG
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Finally facing our dongs an' boobs!
(brief instrumental)
My, my
How powerful are words - some seem much stronger
Oh yeah
And some describe what's in our pants or hiding in a bra
A man has one member, it's true
But mammary glands come in two's!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Human anatomy is such fun!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Hot dogs are best when they're in the buns!
( b-boing! b-boing! b-boing! )
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Stiffness and softness both have their place!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Each has their own special kind of grace!
A-BOOB-A-DOOB-A-DOOB-A-DOOB
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Finally facing our dongs an' boobs!
A dong's an expandable tube
And mammary glands are called boobs
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Re-production was meant to be fun!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
One or the other's on everyone!
A-BOOB-A-DONG-A-BOOB-A-DONG
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Only a Puritan thinks they're crude!
Woo-oo-oo!
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Dong's double-purpose and boobs have food!
SO-WING-YOUR-WANG-AND-DING-YOUR-DONG
Dongs 'n Boobs!
Nature's creation, our dongs 'n boobs!
I've posted my first parody recording on Amiright: http://www.amiright.com/performances/items/performances_1088425474.shtml
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I'm still wiping the tears out of my eyes! Pant-wettingly funny, Johnny. 555...best line (shit, how to choose?)..."A dong's an expandable tube"...CLASSIC!
Seriously, Johnny...you get better every day!! MY favorite couple of lines was God gave 'em to us so we'd make more...Fun on a bed or down on the floor! 5s!
Well, heh heh on the whole thing! 5's
Kristof: Thanks! Happy to give you some comic "relief" !
Arwen: Aw shucks, thanks, mi'Lady!
Adagio: Well, thank you too, my friend!
Arwen: Aw shucks, thanks, mi'Lady!
Adagio: Well, thank you too, my friend!
That was funny.
Can't wait for the video!
That was really funny - thanks!
norks again !...hee hee hee....abba dabba doo !
Male Reader: Hmm, I wonder if I know who you really are, heh heh heh...thanks!
Melhi: It'll be bouncing off the shelves! Thanks!
Ravyn Rant: You're welcome, glad you liked it!
alvin: "abba dabba doo" ? Betcha you can get a parody idea from that little phrase, alvin! Thank you!
Melhi: It'll be bouncing off the shelves! Thanks!
Ravyn Rant: You're welcome, glad you liked it!
alvin: "abba dabba doo" ? Betcha you can get a parody idea from that little phrase, alvin! Thank you!
All I can say is thank GOD for dongs & boobs!!! Thanks Johnny that was great! 555
Cookie-man, thou preachest to the choir! Thanks!
Almost as much fun: bongs 'n doobs! Upstanding work, Johnny, 5s.
Thanks, Warden Of The Rods! How about dongs 'n boobs WITH bongs 'n doobs --- now THAT's a party!
That's the breast parody I've seen today. Glad to see your talent hasn't petered out.
And, as the party rages on, the venue inexplicably shifts down the hall to the assisted living wing, and tonight's entertainment is "Hooters 'n Scooters" accompanied by that devil-may-care group "Woodies if We Couldies" (or is that Woodies 'n Cooties)..
Stray Pooch: Thanks! I'm still petering in. I have no idea what that means, but it sounds filthy, and that's good enough for me.
Rod: I have nothing to add to your most recent comment --- you're doing a fine job of living UP to your own name without any help from me!
Rod: I have nothing to add to your most recent comment --- you're doing a fine job of living UP to your own name without any help from me!
Thanks bro, U know we wood iffa.. HOLY SHIT THIS IS GREAT!!! Never mind, these skate boardin' nymphs can DO the flips!! ..Whoa, I'm done!
You're all perverted *****s. This is just disgusting!
Johnny D - I was DKTOS on the original but I decided to vote since the pace looks ok to everyone else. 5-5-5 - laughed my rear off here! I see 'aoid' was disgusted, as per usual...well, I say: "tough t*tties"...
Thanks "Woodies if..", and thanks, Paul!
Fabulous as usual!
Aww shucks, Ash! Thank you!
"Performed by HOOTIE and the BLOWfish!" (*nudge nudge**wink wink*!) Excellent!
Thanks Diddims!
Although I generally don't like pure sex-joke songs, you kept the humor light and paced/rhymed this one pretty well: 5-4-4 from me.
Thanks, Ingeborg.
Johnny, As I have said before, you are one SICK puppy, but funny! 5's, and I am talking about the size of my vote only!
this is sexy
(WET T-SHIRT) - Already commented, but.......speechless? 5's LOL
Inspired by Beavis & Butthead? It's totally amazing. I was LOL the whole way :D Great job. Maybe you can do a Beavis and Butthead themed song? Just an idea.
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