Song Parodies -> "Secret 'Agent' Spam"

Original Song Title:

"Secret Agent Man"

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"Secret 'Agent' Spam"

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The Lyrics

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There's a crook who leads a life of spamming
Inside of your PC, "agents" he's cramming
With every line of code, he sneaks into your node,
Odds are your life will be his tomorrow

Secret "Agent" Spam!
Secret "Agent" Spam!
It's stealing all your numbers,
And taking away your name!

Beware of pretty pop-ups on your screen
A pretty pop-up hides an evil scheme
Ah, be careful what you click
For it's you they want to trick
Odds are you'll be drowned in debt tomorrow

Secret "Agent" Spam!
Secret "Agent" Spam!
It's stealing all your numbers,
And taking away your name!

( --- lead guitar purchased on YOUR credit card --- )

Secret "Agent" Spam!
Secret "Agent" Spam!
It's stealing all your numbers,
And taking away your name!

Shoppin' on an Internet site one day
And then payin' up your eBay tally next day
Oh no, you fell for pop-up schemes
While clicking persuasive screens
The odds are someone claims they're you tomorrow

Secret "Agent" Spam!
Secret "Agent" Spam!
It's stealing all your numbers,
And taking away your name!

( --- riff on guitar purchased with YOUR debit card --- )

Secret "Agent" Spam!

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Kim West - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

This song is as cute as it is scary. Nice tie in terms of spying and spamming in general, I can actually see this as part of a commercial. No wait! That might be considered spam. That would be a bit of irony though, a spam that advertises anti-spam. Anyway, the song is extremely catchy and stays in your head forever. Thanks a lot Johnny! ^-^

John Barry - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

To paraphrase The Bard: the first thing we do, let's kill all the spammers. 5s.

Rick D - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Most people know the old Monty Python "Spam" bit. Listen to it again with the modern meaning in mind and it's even funnier.

Claude Prez - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Well done Johnny

Adagio - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Always the entertainer, even when teaching! ;) I REALLY liked this line.."( --- lead guitar purchased on YOUR credit card --- )" hehe 5's

Johnny D - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Kim, JB, Rick, Claude, and Adagio.

Bob Gomez - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the education, JD!

Scathe - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

Spam-tastic.

Rick Cormier - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

You must have studied Spamish. 5's

Guy - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment

The only good spam is when you get it on rye toast. If Popeye was a geek instead of a sailor do you think he'd say, "I spam what I spam and that's all I can spam"? Very nice word play and pace to the OS. Nicely done JD.

Johnny D - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Bob, Scathe, Rick Cormier, and Guy.

alvin rhodes - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment

nice job..and thanks for the warning...5s

Johnny D - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks, Alvin.

Dee Range - April 02, 2005 - Report this comment

Great job humorously enlightening us, Johnny. I've read so many horror stories about identity theft, you hit the nail on the head!

Johnny D - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Dee!

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