"I have pissed brew,
And I've dissed you -
On the road, I'll get drunk an' spew!"

"But you need me,
'Cause we sing three-
part har-mo-ny, so I'll have to do!" (Yea-ea-eah!)

"My head achin' -
I'll awaken,
To the noise of Crosby snortin' lines!"

"And then I think,
I'll have my drink -
And all day, I'll be filled with wine!" (Whoa-o-oah!)


Steve drinks his wine and brandy
Keeps his Bacardi handy
Chugs champagne down like candy


"Nash rejected,
As expected -
He rejected all my thoughts and words!"

"So I'll pour me,
Some more whiskey,
Drink forever, and act like a jerk!" (Whoa-o-oah!)


Steve drinks his beer and bourbon
Smells like Osama's turban
Sings high to hide his burpin'


" 'toxicated,
I'm elated,
'Cause I just had a scotch whiskey!"

"If my drinkin's,
Got me stinkin',
Hold your nose, and sing along with me!" (Whoa-o-oah!)


Crosby stands by and coaches
Steve's sixteenth belch approaches
His breath could kill cockroaches