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Song Parodies -> "My Sweet Lord - The Subliminal MUZAK™ Version"

Original Song Title:

"My Sweet Lord"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"My Sweet Lord - The Subliminal MUZAK™ Version"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

If you're in a department store and the PA-system starts playing a MUZAK™-version of "My Sweet Lord", listen for these subliminal messages...

Buy please more
Mmm-buy more
Mmm-buy more

You really want to spend here
Really want to spend it here
Really want to spend some more
So don't take so long, spend more!

Buy please more
Mmm-buy more
Mmm-buy more

You really want to spend dough
Really want to blow your dough
Really want to see it go
And it can, so just let go! (cash flows through ya)

Buy please more (cash flows through ya)
Mmm-buy more (cash flows through ya)
Buy please more (cash flows through ya)

You really want to spend some
Really want to spend some
Really want to spend some more
Really want to spend some more
So why wait so long? Spend more! (cash flows through ya)

Buy please more (cash flows through ya)
Mmm-buy more (cash flows through ya)
Buy, buy, buy more (cash flows through ya)

Your cash you want to go through
Really want to blow it too
Really want to buy some more,
So don't take so long, buy more! (cash flows through ya)

Mmm (cash flows through ya)
Buy please more (cash flows through ya)
Buy, buy, more (cash flows through ya)

Mmm, buy more (hurry cash in)
Buy, buy, buy more (hurry cash in)
Oh mmm, buy please more (cash in, cash in)
Oh-ooo-ooo (hurry hurry)

Now you really want to spend dough (cash-o-rama)
Really want to blow your dough (cash-o-rama)
Really want to blow some more (aaaahh)
So don't wait so long, buy more! (cash flows through ya)

Mmm, buy more (cash flows through ya)
Buy, buy, buy more (hurry cash in)
Buy please more (hurry cash in)
Buy please more (cash in, cash in)
Buy more (hurry hurry)
Mmm, mmm (go get Mama)
Mmm, mmm (grab her VISA)
Mmm, mmm (we also take)
Mmm, mmm (Master Card-ah!)
Buy please more (grab a shop-cart)
Buy please more (clean out Mama)
Buy, buy, buy more (nothing's free)
Buy, buy, buy, buy more (give us moolah)
Buy please more (cash-o-rama)

(repeat fade to ending:)

(hurry cash in)
Buy please more (hurry cash in)
Buy please more (cash in, cash in)
Buy more (hurry hurry)

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Claude Prez - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

So fine

Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I'm all for "alternate" xmas songs. But wasn't this a parody if "He's So Fine" first?

Johnny D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Guess this one could be considered a parody of a parody, in a manner of speaking!

nnnag - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Rick D, it says "Based on the performance by George Harrison." It reflects George Harrison's version, okay?

Meriadoc - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Excellent! Sometimes the simplest ideas are the funniest. I could hardly wait to get ot the end to see what you did with all the hari haris...!

Wild Man - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Very inventive imagination!

Rick D - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

To nnnag--- It was a JOKE. George got sued for ripping off the other song. I'm not a mod or a rocker --I'm a mocker.

nnnag - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

To RickD -- I know he did. But would his version really be considered a "parody"?

Smurf - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Sorry but i just cant buy this....LOL

John Jenkins - November 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Good job of making each line a little bit different.

Johnny D - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks everybody - I just can't stand MUZAK (who can?), so I thought it deserved a gentle jab or two!

nnnag - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

B.T.W, I think this parody was very well-written. Good job Johnny D.

Melhi - November 04, 2003 - Report this comment

This one has commercial potential written all over it. You ought to shop it around, man, I think it could sell! ;) (Love it, great job!)

Johnny D - November 05, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks nnnag and Melhi !

Serafina - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Very funny and very well written! I especially liked the background words.

Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you, Serafina - I'm glad my little satire of "Muzak" gave you a laugh or two!

kozar - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment

I agree with most of the above people who commented-- this was lots of fun to read; I give you a perfect score!

Johnny D - February 17, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks kozar! Next time you're in a department store, remember to listen carefully.....Buy please more (cash flows through ya).......Mmm-buy more (cash flows through ya)........

ParodyKeet - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

You saved the best for last - Cash-o-rama!

Johnny D - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks ParodyKeet!

Serafina - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow...it's been a whole year since I commented on this parody. I still love it! Now I'm going to restore my 5-5-5 vote. ;D

Johnny D - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment

Thank you, Serafina.

rat - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment

I agree...it was great! But don't expect me to come back here on March 7, 2006, to leave another comment, even if the voting tally is erased.

Agrimorfee - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Pure genius, JD!...this is a prime example about how repitiveness can make a great parody.

Rex - September 01, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05-M) I'd leave a comment, but I have this sudden urge to go shopping...

Adagio - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05-M) Good job, Johnny.

Red Ant - September 07, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) Repetitive but funny. This deserves a 666 but you get a 555. I've never heard this played in a store though ( I suppose Heaven 'N Earth might play it ).

Stuart McArthur - September 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(M) you could be sitting on a fortune with this one, JD - no shopper could avoid falling victim to this subversive hypnotic chant, and Wal-Mart's profits would sky-rocket - get yourself an agent

Kristof Robertson - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) I found myself reaching for my wallet without noticing...bass turd. :-) 555

Rick C - September 10, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) I don't know about subliminal messages but, I thought your parody was sublime. Liked the "clean out mama" bit, among many others.

Arwen - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--I think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't know the OS...(or I don't think I do, anyway)...=( That having been said, I don't need subliminal messages to get me to spend money. Especially when it's not my money...; )

Adam Eccleshall - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) ... which would explain why I'm always broke... very funny :-D

Ethan Mawyer - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC - Sorry to break up the perfect score, but this being almost as repetitive as the original makes it unfiveable according to my standards. But what's there is good - flawless as far as I can tell.

Scathe - September 11, 2005 - Report this comment

(M) Must...give...fives. Must...give...fives.

Phil Alexander - September 12, 2005 - Report this comment

Ha! Your subliminal signals won't make me vote 5s for this...

..oh, too late

Blue Ant - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment

Guess this one's been around for a couple years now...but it seems to have gotten a deal of traffic during the first two weeks of September. Anyway, I think it's hilarious!!

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